I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5903. | marmar (marmarmarmar) | 97.09 | 98% | 2022-05-04 |
| 5904. | Nathaniel (natgjoh) | 97.09 | 96.7% | 2024-03-05 |
| 5905. | Andy (pandabroftw) | 97.09 | 98.3% | 2021-02-03 |
| 5906. | Darius (dariuss54) | 97.08 | 97% | 2022-01-02 |
| 5907. | tstats[gravityhurts] (gravi... | 97.08 | 97% | 2023-02-20 |
| 5908. | Dan (radio_falcon) | 97.08 | 98% | 2020-08-24 |
| 5909. | Small (2pacaklypse) | 97.08 | 97% | 2019-01-02 |
| 5910. | Sian-Yang (rgnerdplayer) | 97.07 | 98% | 2022-06-29 |
| 5911. | Min (minssleeping) | 97.07 | 97% | 2020-03-17 |
| 5912. | Django (django_unchained) | 97.07 | 98% | 2016-06-29 |
| 5913. | Jeff (jeffaloblast) | 97.06 | 99% | 2021-01-20 |
| 5914. | swagzter (slurpman) | 97.06 | 93% | 2016-07-18 |
| 5915. | Nightwing (nightwing2015) | 97.05 | 96% | 2015-07-05 |
| 5916. | Ryu (ryusong) | 97.05 | 96% | 2021-06-15 |
| 5917. | Olcay (kinataki) | 97.04 | 97.3% | 2024-02-06 |
| 5918. | joe (lerler246) | 97.04 | 98% | 2020-04-26 |
| 5919. | Michael (zenorityy) | 97.03 | 97% | 2025-02-01 |
| 5920. | Chris (lumms) | 97.03 | 96.7% | 2024-09-26 |
| 5921. | Sylptic (sylptic) | 97.03 | 96% | 2024-08-06 |
| 5922. | ogtoast (ogtoast) | 97.03 | 98% | 2021-02-12 |
| 5923. | Cheq (cheq) | 97.03 | 97% | 2016-07-17 |
| 5924. | Desi (desimunda) | 97.03 | 91% | 2016-05-09 |
| 5925. | hailee (imeanokiguess) | 97.02 | 99% | 2021-05-24 |
| 5926. | Sean (ziltiod94) | 97.02 | 95% | 2015-05-05 |
| 5927. | delay (delayy) | 97.00 | 97% | 2022-05-14 |
| 5928. | Robert (robnekaj) | 97.00 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
| 5929. | GTC4Lusso (gtc4lusso) | 97.00 | 98% | 2025-07-24 |
| 5930. | (wildlife) | 97.00 | 92% | 2015-09-01 |
| 5931. | Mmm coffee (orchdork7926) | 97.00 | 98% | 2016-11-28 |
| 5932. | Melot_Dvorak (melot_type) | 96.99 | 98% | 2015-10-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |