Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1464. | atoi (atoi) | 86.58 | 99% | 2020-12-12 |
| 1465. | Peter (vividdreamer) | 86.57 | 96% | 2018-11-22 |
| 1466. | lelgetrekt (lelgetrekt) | 86.57 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| 1467. | Zelda (zelda999) | 86.57 | 98% | 2019-08-17 |
| 1468. | meo (typowriter16) | 86.57 | 97% | 2017-09-28 |
| 1469. | Alexander (torphon) | 86.56 | 99% | 2019-01-12 |
| 1470. | Aleksa (alek420) | 86.55 | 96% | 2020-08-26 |
| 1471. | t2fast4u (t2fast4u) | 86.54 | 96% | 2020-11-06 |
| 1472. | Greg (depace) | 86.52 | 96% | 2019-01-14 |
| 1473. | Ray (mray) | 86.50 | 95% | 2018-03-24 |
| 1474. | Mayara (marezita) | 86.49 | 97% | 2020-10-11 |
| 1475. | Guest (jackatac) | 86.48 | 98% | 2020-08-04 |
| 1476. | Alvin (jaxzyy69) | 86.48 | 97% | 2017-11-04 |
| 1477. | Dvorak (mesingel_dvorak) | 86.44 | 98% | 2021-08-22 |
| 1478. | Almer (almersafara) | 86.42 | 98% | 2019-11-09 |
| 1479. | gal (gal22422) | 86.42 | 97% | 2019-05-07 |
| 1480. | Simon (sxmxn) | 86.39 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
| 1481. | mtgap (strongly_typed_mtgap) | 86.38 | 96% | 2021-08-10 |
| 1482. | maufry (maufry) | 86.38 | 97% | 2020-09-17 |
| 1483. | Brendan (bamboozeled) | 86.37 | 97% | 2018-02-26 |
| 1484. | Austin (muzzzy) | 86.37 | 98% | 2018-03-11 |
| 1485. | Kurtis (sauceypubes) | 86.35 | 96% | 2020-09-18 |
| 1486. | Nestor (powermind) | 86.35 | 96% | 2017-11-15 |
| 1487. | Rayaan (blackrayaanman) | 86.33 | 96% | 2020-12-19 |
| 1488. | Alex (hanguk12) | 86.31 | 96% | 2019-02-16 |
| 1489. | Daniel (chen_daniel) | 86.31 | 98% | 2020-06-23 |
| 1490. | TheBluestBerry (bluberry2) | 86.31 | 97% | 2019-01-07 |
| 1491. | trollingck (trollingck) | 86.29 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
| 1492. | Good Luck (jajajeremy) | 86.28 | 99% | 2017-09-29 |
| 1493. | Person (improbhighnotgonnalie) | 86.27 | 97% | 2019-03-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |