So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7654. | Tom (welestgw) | 91.00 | — | 2009-11-03 |
| 7655. | Justin (jvstin522) | 91.00 | 98% | 2023-02-17 |
| 7656. | Khurram (kthobhani) | 91.00 | 94% | 2015-03-08 |
| 7657. | Venkatram (venk3012) | 91.00 | 99% | 2013-10-23 |
| 7658. | Shuyu (stevenqi) | 91.00 | 99% | 2021-09-30 |
| 7659. | Humble (sheamusthered) | 91.00 | 93% | 2017-03-09 |
| 7660. | ZeroNine (dtrix) | 91.00 | 95% | 2012-10-21 |
| 7661. | Kevin (arialys) | 90.99 | 100% | 2012-06-07 |
| 7662. | Eicy (eicymores) | 90.99 | 97% | 2023-03-17 |
| 7663. | Ceonsamea (ceonsamea) | 90.99 | 97% | 2014-07-14 |
| 7664. | trick20 (trick2001) | 90.97 | 98% | 2022-05-07 |
| 7665. | Dyllan (dyllanbui) | 90.97 | 97% | 2022-04-09 |
| 7666. | random (waltersgo) | 90.97 | 97% | 2022-01-28 |
| 7667. | hunzai (alihunzai) | 90.97 | 99% | 2020-09-04 |
| 7668. | Indira (dirascorpio) | 90.97 | 95% | 2012-02-18 |
| 7669. | Ramesh (rksoni) | 90.97 | — | 2009-01-14 |
| 7670. | qwertz (mynameiswayne) | 90.96 | 96% | 2015-11-06 |
| 7671. | sloth (mitchie98) | 90.96 | 99% | 2023-02-15 |
| 7672. | Charlie (swordmole) | 90.96 | 98% | 2020-06-19 |
| 7673. | James (jbrayfl) | 90.96 | 99% | 2018-12-11 |
| 7674. | Shannon (shannon8605) | 90.96 | 96% | 2012-02-12 |
| 7675. | omegadeath88 (omegadeath88) | 90.95 | 98% | 2017-07-18 |
| 7676. | Justin (feryll) | 90.95 | 94% | 2013-08-05 |
| 7677. | Connor (c42855) | 90.94 | 98% | 2019-01-23 |
| 7678. | Qly (ariqly) | 90.93 | 98% | 2022-05-27 |
| 7679. | Jean (orangedrum) | 90.93 | 99% | 2022-03-22 |
| 7680. | Daniel (mitchell10123) | 90.93 | 97% | 2020-08-22 |
| 7681. | Courtney (pickels712) | 90.93 | 98% | 2015-05-07 |
| 7682. | ( ¬‿¬) ( ಠ_ಠ) (... | 90.93 | 98% | 2021-03-17 |
| 7683. | Priyank (priyankablaze) | 90.93 | 94% | 2011-05-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |