As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8464. | Harry (bonogo123) | 87.38 | 97% | 2021-03-16 |
| 8465. | ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘ (potato321) | 87.38 | 95% | 2015-12-31 |
| 8466. | lua (lualua) | 87.38 | 96% | 2015-04-20 |
| 8467. | pedro (febronio) | 87.37 | 96.7% | 2023-11-25 |
| 8468. | tran (tranhungtdh06) | 87.37 | 99% | 2023-06-26 |
| 8469. | champanda (champanda) | 87.37 | 97% | 2022-11-14 |
| 8470. | Gabe (115162382) | 87.37 | 97% | 2021-03-23 |
| 8471. | Kshitij (jsparrow) | 87.37 | 99% | 2021-04-04 |
| 8472. | Rajesh (rajesh110494) | 87.37 | 100% | 2021-07-29 |
| 8473. | Karimk (mkarim2) | 87.37 | 99% | 2020-07-11 |
| 8474. | Mrs Robinson (mrs_robinson123) | 87.37 | 98% | 2016-12-01 |
| 8475. | arsam (pereeia) | 87.36 | 98% | 2023-04-04 |
| 8476. | mjlambrechtje (mjlambrechtje) | 87.36 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 8477. | Eric (sofastboi112) | 87.36 | 97% | 2020-05-20 |
| 8478. | Brandon (doommonky) | 87.36 | 97% | 2017-04-07 |
| 8479. | rohit_india (rohit_typefast) | 87.36 | 98% | 2018-11-28 |
| 8480. | M (taloszero) | 87.35 | 98.2% | 2024-10-03 |
| 8481. | Matej Kriz (marakujaa) | 87.35 | 98% | 2025-04-25 |
| 8482. | Joe (valveanticheat) | 87.35 | 97% | 2020-10-31 |
| 8483. | SwissMade (swissmade122) | 87.35 | 97% | 2020-08-07 |
| 8484. | Amanda (akm879) | 87.34 | 96% | 2017-02-07 |
| 8485. | Astraphic (astraphic) | 87.34 | 91% | 2016-07-25 |
| 8486. | Isaac (newtion) | 87.34 | 97% | 2019-08-26 |
| 8487. | Alex (arint) | 87.34 | 97% | 2021-11-21 |
| 8488. | trigunateet (trigunateet15) | 87.34 | 98% | 2018-07-13 |
| 8489. | ~ (vege3000) | 87.33 | 97% | 2024-03-26 |
| 8490. | Juan (67juanmiguel) | 87.33 | 96% | 2016-09-18 |
| 8491. | tryagain (t0th) | 87.33 | 94% | 2017-03-23 |
| 8492. | Kody (´･ω･`) (septerion) | 87.33 | 97% | 2018-10-26 |
| 8493. | Duck (ducktyperacer) | 87.33 | 97% | 2018-12-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |