I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2675. | Grisha (grishka) | 81.42 | 97% | 2023-08-24 |
| 2676. | Corona Time (shamalamakiwi) | 81.39 | 95% | 2024-09-08 |
| 2677. | Cringelord713 (cringelord713) | 81.39 | 97.8% | 2023-11-08 |
| 2678. | austin (austin041) | 81.38 | 97% | 2025-08-30 |
| 2679. | W (portcityjo) | 81.37 | 98% | 2023-05-03 |
| 2680. | Belgarde (reiner24) | 81.37 | 95% | 2023-04-13 |
| 2681. | Piyush (piyush072) | 81.36 | 95.9% | 2024-03-27 |
| 2682. | Trevor (tfresh) | 81.35 | 97.4% | 2024-09-01 |
| 2683. | TA (tadts) | 81.35 | 96.6% | 2024-10-01 |
| 2684. | Rohan Goswami (gosron9) | 81.35 | 98% | 2024-05-16 |
| 2685. | abatt (sas_1100) | 81.33 | 96.3% | 2024-01-11 |
| 2686. | Foole (rizzbor) | 81.33 | 98.7% | 2023-09-08 |
| 2687. | Marc (marcmalha) | 81.32 | 97.6% | 2024-02-05 |
| 2688. | KingKirb (kingkirb) | 81.31 | 97% | 2024-11-25 |
| 2689. | ArteagaMichael (michael34) | 81.31 | 96% | 2024-12-25 |
| 2690. | Gabi (gabriel_thebest123) | 81.31 | 98% | 2024-05-06 |
| 2691. | Zachcos (zachcos) | 81.30 | 97% | 2025-11-21 |
| 2692. | Swifty (swiftman007) | 81.30 | 99.4% | 2025-01-13 |
| 2693. | dayum (jaehabag33) | 81.29 | 96.5% | 2024-03-14 |
| 2694. | shudd3r (shudd3r) | 81.26 | 97% | 2025-08-10 |
| 2695. | ASOK (asok121) | 81.25 | 98% | 2024-08-26 |
| 2696. | sonicbedict (sonicbedict) | 81.21 | 97% | 2025-02-27 |
| 2697. | NeToX (netox) | 81.17 | 98% | 2024-07-23 |
| 2698. | elemental (asy_coder) | 81.15 | 97% | 2025-06-12 |
| 2699. | ahmed (ahmed202) | 81.15 | 97% | 2025-06-03 |
| 2700. | WhatTheHotDog (tdsar102094) | 81.13 | 95% | 2025-09-25 |
| 2701. | CJ (blacky_08) | 81.13 | 95.2% | 2025-05-07 |
| 2702. | zijun0502 (zijun0502) | 81.12 | 96.3% | 2024-10-30 |
| 2703. | Diz (dzlzrd) | 81.12 | 97.5% | 2025-03-12 |
| 2704. | bob frost (bertoort) | 81.11 | 97% | 2025-01-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |