I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2165. | white_hat (white_hat_) | 84.01 | 97% | 2023-06-28 |
| 2166. | Aelius Qwerty (aelius_qwerty2) | 83.96 | 97% | 2023-09-08 |
| 2167. | rdnblg (rdnblg2) | 83.92 | 96.7% | 2024-08-10 |
| 2168. | Samuel (kuwerty1) | 83.91 | 98.1% | 2024-01-11 |
| 2169. | YUME (tanunki) | 83.89 | 96.3% | 2023-08-08 |
| 2170. | NomVibin (nomvibin) | 83.89 | 95% | 2024-09-27 |
| 2171. | Anton (twisted_8) | 83.88 | 98% | 2023-04-28 |
| 2172. | Eimantas Melnikas (pavargau) | 83.87 | 97% | 2024-08-23 |
| 2173. | judasxdev (judasxdev) | 83.78 | 98% | 2024-03-08 |
| 2174. | diamondreflect (diamondrefl... | 83.78 | 97.5% | 2024-07-29 |
| 2175. | typingnicholai (typingnicho... | 83.73 | 96.5% | 2024-08-04 |
| 2176. | Mike Hampton (mikehampton) | 83.72 | 97% | 2024-03-12 |
| 2177. | Aidan who just types (aidnb... | 83.72 | 95.2% | 2023-10-23 |
| 2178. | Rubs (rubssuggs) | 83.71 | 98% | 2024-02-05 |
| 2179. | kerp (kerp434) | 83.70 | 98% | 2023-09-28 |
| 2180. | Hex (amroph) | 83.68 | 96% | 2023-04-19 |
| 2181. | MahZ (mahz44meow) | 83.66 | 97.2% | 2024-12-25 |
| 2182. | Glacique (glacique) | 83.66 | 96% | 2024-09-25 |
| 2183. | Bazn (bazn) | 83.66 | 95% | 2024-02-04 |
| 2184. | Kinst (swiftens) | 83.66 | 96.4% | 2023-10-24 |
| 2185. | nmsl (luciferpan88) | 83.62 | 97% | 2023-07-16 |
| 2186. | Victor (mcturtleo) | 83.61 | 94.9% | 2024-01-25 |
| 2187. | Nico (nlpn) | 83.57 | 97.1% | 2025-05-14 |
| 2188. | Daniel (daniel_789) | 83.57 | 96.5% | 2024-01-17 |
| 2189. | Water❤️Colemak-DH (wate... | 83.54 | 97% | 2023-08-12 |
| 2190. | hello (imfeelingunlucky) | 83.54 | 97.2% | 2024-12-03 |
| 2191. | Za (toe_wiggler10) | 83.52 | 98% | 2023-05-22 |
| 2192. | Juho (juhgu) | 83.51 | 95% | 2024-06-24 |
| 2193. | Eaglekott (eaglekott) | 83.51 | 97.4% | 2024-04-06 |
| 2194. | Abylaikhan (ho1den) | 83.50 | 95.9% | 2023-10-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |