With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7063. | ReptilianBird (reptilianbird) | 91.24 | 97.3% | 2025-03-24 |
| 7064. | Phillip (pbratanatawira) | 91.24 | 99% | 2018-11-12 |
| 7065. | ktrnai (luqmen) | 91.24 | 96% | 2021-05-24 |
| 7066. | tstats[ymagunn] (ymagunn) | 91.24 | 97% | 2024-07-02 |
| 7067. | kb noob (akh7) | 91.24 | 97% | 2021-05-17 |
| 7068. | Дидакус (didacus) | 91.24 | 100% | 2021-08-11 |
| 7069. | House (houses) | 91.23 | 98% | 2022-04-30 |
| 7070. | beta (betameta123) | 91.23 | 98% | 2021-10-31 |
| 7071. | norvy (norvy_) | 91.23 | 98% | 2024-03-18 |
| 7072. | Wade (wadeypie) | 91.23 | 99% | 2018-10-08 |
| 7073. | Long (longn5) | 91.23 | 98% | 2016-09-04 |
| 7074. | James Rigor (jamesrigorcela... | 91.23 | 93% | 2017-05-13 |
| 7075. | Miri (youneedcheeses) | 91.23 | 98% | 2019-11-10 |
| 7076. | GanmenSmasher (ganmensmasher) | 91.22 | 100% | 2023-05-04 |
| 7077. | Average Keyboard User (purp... | 91.22 | 98% | 2022-09-22 |
| 7078. | Adam (a_jensen) | 91.22 | 93% | 2017-05-24 |
| 7079. | tstats[alyankhawaja] (alyan... | 91.21 | 96.5% | 2024-11-28 |
| 7080. | Kinst (swiftens) | 91.21 | 96.4% | 2023-06-07 |
| 7081. | asdf (_o0_) | 91.21 | 97.4% | 2024-10-04 |
| 7082. | Everett (everwo) | 91.21 | 97% | 2017-04-07 |
| 7083. | nick1mname (nick1mname) | 91.21 | 97% | 2021-05-26 |
| 7084. | Dani (danikrisdayadi) | 91.20 | 97% | 2020-12-06 |
| 7085. | i win (zach2900) | 91.20 | 98% | 2019-10-16 |
| 7086. | Solvent (sanchit92) | 91.20 | 98% | 2022-10-07 |
| 7087. | grep-er (511kartik) | 91.19 | 98.5% | 2024-05-29 |
| 7088. | fml (fmldave89) | 91.19 | 97.9% | 2023-12-27 |
| 7089. | Cody (kingbear2) | 91.19 | 97.4% | 2023-10-24 |
| 7090. | rxzhik (rxzhik) | 91.18 | 97.7% | 2023-10-13 |
| 7091. | Bodhi$attiva (ptran) | 91.18 | 99% | 2016-11-01 |
| 7092. | Garfield (garfield_fluff_jr) | 91.18 | 97% | 2022-06-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |