As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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18702. | Col Forbin (col_forbin) | 64.47 | 96% | 2023-06-12 |
18703. | Kabir (chi_bear) | 64.47 | 95% | 2019-09-02 |
18704. | XXX (pitago) | 64.47 | 94% | 2015-10-27 |
18705. | gegessen (gegessen) | 64.46 | 94% | 2021-10-08 |
18706. | Seth (thefoxarmy) | 64.46 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
18707. | Zhijian (zliangal) | 64.46 | 96% | 2022-10-23 |
18708. | Dan (thefinalgetsuga) | 64.46 | 95% | 2016-10-15 |
18709. | mariel (malverly) | 64.46 | 95% | 2015-12-13 |
18710. | Tianqi (chentianqi) | 64.46 | 94% | 2015-04-20 |
18711. | Florian (itzkodiak) | 64.45 | 94% | 2019-03-12 |
18712. | Yodeller (yodeller) | 64.45 | 85% | 2016-02-18 |
18713. | Ajay (ajay458) | 64.45 | 97% | 2020-09-27 |
18714. | wisogetnid (wisogetnid) | 64.45 | 97% | 2023-01-07 |
18715. | Jamie (shadow_143) | 64.45 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
18716. | Pradip (pradipg) | 64.45 | 96% | 2019-06-04 |
18717. | RAVI (amitsinghravi) | 64.45 | 98% | 2018-11-21 |
18718. | Dennisysj (dennisysj) | 64.44 | 95% | 2020-02-25 |
18719. | Satya (satyarockzz) | 64.44 | 97% | 2023-03-04 |
18720. | 😳😳😳 (lanterex) | 64.44 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
18721. | James (demfeels) | 64.44 | 95% | 2018-08-19 |
18722. | Anthony (sweetleafchamploo) | 64.44 | 93% | 2016-02-03 |
18723. | Aa (submarinecpt) | 64.43 | 95% | 2019-03-04 |
18724. | Lost (losthalo) | 64.43 | 97% | 2020-01-29 |
18725. | hlw_anuj_agrawal (i_m_anuj_... | 64.43 | 98% | 2023-03-25 |
18726. | sarfaraz (srfrz049) | 64.43 | 94% | 2022-11-19 |
18727. | Moghit (moghit44) | 64.43 | 95% | 2021-06-04 |
18728. | Josh (thialfi) | 64.43 | 97% | 2017-10-17 |
18729. | sachin (sachin986) | 64.43 | 98% | 2020-08-28 |
18730. | Imran (noobb) | 64.43 | 99% | 2016-10-29 |
18731. | colby (colbycarp324) | 64.42 | 97% | 2020-09-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |