I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9892. | idzhar (wismilak) | 90.20 | 98% | 2018-03-14 |
| 9893. | Doms (domtinik0729) | 90.19 | 96% | 2022-12-01 |
| 9894. | Tyson (tysontn) | 90.19 | 96% | 2025-07-27 |
| 9895. | HVZ (hvz07) | 90.19 | 98.8% | 2024-05-07 |
| 9896. | jjerry (jerry_nyae) | 90.18 | 98% | 2023-04-18 |
| 9897. | Sugma (og_hunter) | 90.18 | 97% | 2020-09-22 |
| 9898. | Austin (drifter22) | 90.18 | 95% | 2018-08-22 |
| 9899. | Nithish (theunique_123) | 90.18 | 96% | 2022-09-14 |
| 9900. | Grog (grogdk) | 90.18 | 98% | 2021-05-22 |
| 9901. | cold (cold_hasta_manana) | 90.17 | 94% | 2018-04-07 |
| 9902. | cr0w (krussell) | 90.17 | 96% | 2021-07-03 |
| 9903. | Tomas (tritz) | 90.17 | 99% | 2021-01-27 |
| 9904. | Lucy (crumpstrr33) | 90.16 | 96% | 2022-04-28 |
| 9905. | joanne (joannekim63) | 90.16 | 98% | 2021-10-10 |
| 9906. | Hiroki (h8gi) | 90.16 | 99% | 2017-05-15 |
| 9907. | zeon (zeon000) | 90.15 | 98% | 2022-05-08 |
| 9908. | Daniel (arpsteid) | 90.14 | 97.6% | 2024-05-11 |
| 9909. | Swarmy (swarmy) | 90.14 | 98% | 2022-09-09 |
| 9910. | Alison (bellbell10) | 90.13 | 98% | 2024-05-02 |
| 9911. | James (kuznecoff) | 90.13 | 96.2% | 2021-02-21 |
| 9912. | Arohan (macaroni09) | 90.13 | 96.2% | 2024-10-10 |
| 9913. | Manik2375 (manik2375) | 90.13 | 96.3% | 2024-09-15 |
| 9914. | Chaitanya (chaitanya25) | 90.13 | 96% | 2022-08-06 |
| 9915. | eric (slurpmybody) | 90.13 | 98% | 2021-08-16 |
| 9916. | Kamran (kamranagayev) | 90.13 | 99% | 2018-09-12 |
| 9917. | Zaryab (syedzary17) | 90.12 | 98% | 2022-08-13 |
| 9918. | Leeisateam (leeisateam) | 90.12 | 98% | 2021-04-07 |
| 9919. | Joy (joyjumper11) | 90.12 | 97% | 2021-11-09 |
| 9920. | Karina (kflorez18) | 90.12 | 98% | 2017-12-26 |
| 9921. | CornPacs (cornpacs) | 90.11 | 97% | 2022-01-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |