As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10600. | hockpond (hockpond) | 82.78 | 96% | 2022-09-10 |
| 10601. | matt (matterz5) | 82.78 | 98% | 2021-04-04 |
| 10602. | Brian (presonus) | 82.78 | 97% | 2025-08-07 |
| 10603. | D3LTA (d3lta) | 82.78 | 96% | 2016-08-14 |
| 10604. | Samuel (bigbadblowfish) | 82.78 | 98% | 2015-05-29 |
| 10605. | TheLegendLord (thelegendlord) | 82.77 | 96% | 2025-06-14 |
| 10606. | JB (jbrandonmaps) | 82.77 | 98% | 2018-12-23 |
| 10607. | Valdebich (k0k1) | 82.77 | 98% | 2022-03-21 |
| 10608. | cant_stop (wont_stop) | 82.77 | 98% | 2020-08-29 |
| 10609. | bondservant (arenza) | 82.77 | 97% | 2020-07-08 |
| 10610. | Chris (pr1m3) | 82.77 | 93% | 2016-08-12 |
| 10611. | Olz (olzdadz) | 82.76 | 99% | 2023-06-06 |
| 10612. | Duc (ducgao4213) | 82.76 | 98% | 2022-07-13 |
| 10613. | Professional (professional_... | 82.76 | 97% | 2022-06-06 |
| 10614. | Aaron (theredspartan) | 82.76 | 99% | 2019-03-11 |
| 10615. | Felipe (felipegomes) | 82.76 | 99% | 2019-06-29 |
| 10616. | Jack Botterill (jizz_missile) | 82.75 | 98% | 2024-06-11 |
| 10617. | Soph (sssoooppphhh) | 82.75 | 97% | 2021-05-23 |
| 10618. | Swarmy (swarmy) | 82.75 | 98% | 2022-07-19 |
| 10619. | Bruno (brunoyb) | 82.75 | 98% | 2022-09-30 |
| 10620. | Joël (mr_jacket_potato) | 82.75 | 96% | 2020-09-22 |
| 10621. | SadmanSakib (chasedbydeath) | 82.75 | 98% | 2020-12-11 |
| 10622. | NO ONE (subhroxeon) | 82.74 | 97% | 2020-11-21 |
| 10623. | Miguel (madworksmedia) | 82.74 | 96% | 2019-06-13 |
| 10624. | Rebecca (racerrebecca) | 82.74 | 96% | 2016-05-03 |
| 10625. | Gilbert (azulsky085) | 82.74 | 93% | 2017-01-12 |
| 10626. | Angelo (yonep) | 82.74 | 94% | 2017-03-29 |
| 10627. | Wet (lease) | 82.74 | 90% | 2016-02-13 |
| 10628. | quantu (quantu) | 82.73 | 98% | 2020-10-01 |
| 10629. | poopycock17 (luigi65536) | 82.73 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |