I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11850. | RoadTo100WPM (peternator) | 84.80 | 96.7% | 2023-09-29 |
| 11851. | EnkelGator (enkelgator) | 84.79 | 95% | 2023-03-05 |
| 11852. | Adam (whalsey1) | 84.79 | 97% | 2019-10-17 |
| 11853. | Obamer (carl2x) | 84.79 | 97% | 2021-05-02 |
| 11854. | JtG (jaylegee) | 84.79 | 98% | 2021-03-08 |
| 11855. | investigation (investigation) | 84.78 | 95.7% | 2024-03-17 |
| 11856. | ZEDDEEDD (zeddeedd) | 84.78 | 96.1% | 2024-09-06 |
| 11857. | Polish Mike (maik0) | 84.78 | 99% | 2021-06-21 |
| 11858. | ... (rushman) | 84.78 | 100% | 2018-12-08 |
| 11859. | Klaus26 (26klaus) | 84.77 | 97% | 2022-02-13 |
| 11860. | Animah (animahsuccs) | 84.77 | 99% | 2018-04-10 |
| 11861. | (strongly_typed_consort) | 84.76 | 98.3% | 2024-10-25 |
| 11862. | beige-king (beige_king) | 84.76 | 98% | 2024-05-18 |
| 11863. | Hải (microwaveablepasta) | 84.76 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| 11864. | Odysseus (doctorodysseus) | 84.76 | 98% | 2021-01-04 |
| 11865. | Shinnokisgods (shinnokisgods) | 84.76 | 95.8% | 2023-07-30 |
| 11866. | vinniegbruh (vinniegbruh) | 84.75 | 96% | 2025-08-02 |
| 11867. | spaceraccoon (coders_lord) | 84.75 | 97% | 2025-09-07 |
| 11868. | Swaraj (swarajpande4) | 84.75 | 97% | 2021-11-06 |
| 11869. | G (bigyum) | 84.74 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
| 11870. | Keegan (djkeegs) | 84.74 | 97.7% | 2021-02-28 |
| 11871. | glorp (glorp123) | 84.73 | 97% | 2022-05-02 |
| 11872. | gabe (gaberhone) | 84.73 | 98% | 2021-03-22 |
| 11873. | Aarondn34 (aarondn34) | 84.73 | 100% | 2022-02-03 |
| 11874. | JD (ruminant_robot) | 84.73 | 99% | 2021-02-11 |
| 11875. | sir abelot (lololong) | 84.73 | 97% | 2019-05-06 |
| 11876. | zuta (zuta0809) | 84.72 | 96% | 2023-04-26 |
| 11877. | sc5 (smart_coder5) | 84.72 | 98.7% | 2023-06-13 |
| 11878. | Kyle (break_fast) | 84.72 | 97.2% | 2024-10-26 |
| 11879. | Sami (aakime) | 84.72 | 97% | 2021-04-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |