The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22457. | Muhammed (iosonoosha) | 67.70 | 95% | 2021-09-26 |
| 22458. | Nguyen Cong (ve1233) | 67.70 | 89% | 2014-01-13 |
| 22459. | Ray (castello666) | 67.70 | 97% | 2018-12-27 |
| 22460. | Logan (villicci) | 67.70 | 96.4% | 2021-02-06 |
| 22461. | MK (mattkent2121) | 67.70 | 95% | 2019-06-25 |
| 22462. | Terry (krypno) | 67.70 | 95% | 2017-02-11 |
| 22463. | Alex (junkyardz) | 67.70 | — | 2010-06-24 |
| 22464. | Joe (ubergh) | 67.70 | — | 2009-04-01 |
| 22465. | Bob (phussy) | 67.70 | — | 2009-09-29 |
| 22466. | Last Michael (last_michael) | 67.70 | 97% | 2017-07-12 |
| 22467. | Anna (amd617) | 67.70 | 89% | 2016-12-13 |
| 22468. | Omar (nsm_omar) | 67.69 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 22469. | Zayaan (zayaan16) | 67.69 | 98% | 2023-07-29 |
| 22470. | zia (jindevil) | 67.69 | 95.6% | 2021-02-03 |
| 22471. | philm (philmcole) | 67.69 | 96% | 2017-04-13 |
| 22472. | Anthony (eric10161) | 67.69 | 94% | 2013-09-04 |
| 22473. | Andi (agraumann) | 67.68 | 97% | 2022-02-16 |
| 22474. | sane (sntr) | 67.68 | 98% | 2019-09-24 |
| 22475. | arst (sveitser@gmail.com) | 67.68 | 96% | 2011-12-28 |
| 22476. | Martin (martin1355) | 67.68 | 96% | 2018-06-21 |
| 22477. | Thatchapon (guidearm) | 67.68 | 97% | 2014-09-18 |
| 22478. | Bryson (kingfish) | 67.68 | 95% | 2012-11-06 |
| 22479. | UReal (chc39615) | 67.68 | 98% | 2017-01-11 |
| 22480. | ice (iceicepudding) | 67.67 | 96% | 2019-04-12 |
| 22481. | vblob (vblob) | 67.67 | 95% | 2020-07-07 |
| 22482. | Domenico (rockstar1983) | 67.67 | 97% | 2014-06-25 |
| 22483. | Tim (ts00834811) | 67.67 | 96% | 2017-02-07 |
| 22484. | Krills (krillz) | 67.67 | 89% | 2012-11-06 |
| 22485. | star (starbaby142) | 67.67 | 93% | 2012-07-12 |
| 22486. | Meinrad (meinrad) | 67.67 | 97% | 2014-12-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |