The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15955. | lev (lev_x64) | 78.13 | 97% | 2022-12-26 |
| 15956. | ILUVpwny (iluvpwny) | 78.13 | 96% | 2023-05-04 |
| 15957. | PhazedAU (phazedau) | 78.13 | 91% | 2017-01-06 |
| 15958. | Kay (verifyid) | 78.13 | — | 2011-03-16 |
| 15959. | Adam (adman1986) | 78.13 | 98% | 2017-09-13 |
| 15960. | Matt (genios) | 78.13 | 99% | 2014-04-13 |
| 15961. | Brian (bfitz88) | 78.13 | 97% | 2016-02-10 |
| 15962. | jessica (jlm27) | 78.12 | 97% | 2021-01-06 |
| 15963. | Ivan (aybangemszzz) | 78.12 | 98% | 2023-09-25 |
| 15964. | central_ba (central_ba) | 78.12 | 96% | 2021-04-04 |
| 15965. | Neal (nealfinne) | 78.12 | 97% | 2017-02-06 |
| 15966. | Micah (metro42) | 78.12 | 96% | 2023-01-04 |
| 15967. | HHpotatoes (hhpotatoes) | 78.12 | 97% | 2021-12-02 |
| 15968. | Ness (ness98) | 78.12 | 97% | 2021-06-02 |
| 15969. | Matthais (maciejosas) | 78.12 | 98.4% | 2021-01-31 |
| 15970. | Kablam (qiyo) | 78.12 | 95% | 2021-01-25 |
| 15971. | J (elflaco1) | 78.11 | 98% | 2020-10-02 |
| 15972. | Tim (karn1vore) | 78.11 | 94% | 2012-01-17 |
| 15973. | Sujan (suzanshakya) | 78.11 | — | 2010-07-29 |
| 15974. | Misi (imadoki87) | 78.11 | — | 2009-02-23 |
| 15975. | Sam (sammierai) | 78.10 | 97% | 2023-05-23 |
| 15976. | Johnny (cptpie) | 78.10 | 96% | 2020-07-29 |
| 15977. | Rachana (rachanav) | 78.10 | 97% | 2022-06-08 |
| 15978. | Mister (misterfunk) | 78.10 | 96% | 2022-06-22 |
| 15979. | Clarence (jeffdaddybezos) | 78.10 | 96% | 2022-04-03 |
| 15980. | thread (thread_1) | 78.10 | 97.1% | 2021-02-12 |
| 15981. | Didistreu (didistreu) | 78.10 | 98% | 2015-05-30 |
| 15982. | Alex (manithan) | 78.10 | 97% | 2019-06-07 |
| 15983. | Teja (dhteja) | 78.10 | 91% | 2013-10-09 |
| 15984. | Anita (anitakang) | 78.10 | — | 2008-12-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |