I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9404. | Gada go FAAASST (seesawsi) | 90.81 | 98% | 2023-06-17 |
| 9405. | hoku✨ (hokuyato) | 90.81 | 99% | 2022-03-19 |
| 9406. | Loser (dmred49) | 90.80 | 97% | 2019-11-27 |
| 9407. | josh (trek5900) | 90.80 | 93% | 2017-02-05 |
| 9408. | Mun Hin (dodo_bird) | 90.80 | 97% | 2023-04-03 |
| 9409. | Jeffrey (jeffreyyong) | 90.80 | 95% | 2017-03-12 |
| 9410. | Andy (drancio) | 90.79 | 98% | 2021-10-26 |
| 9411. | Eric (mainsterr) | 90.79 | 98% | 2021-11-15 |
| 9412. | CLINT (jonnyclint) | 90.79 | 98% | 2022-10-15 |
| 9413. | Gustavo (ribeiro_halmak) | 90.79 | 97% | 2022-04-05 |
| 9414. | MaBec (_mabecma_) | 90.79 | 97% | 2022-12-14 |
| 9415. | :o (pc_jones) | 90.79 | 98.2% | 2021-01-28 |
| 9416. | Rishi (ririhaha) | 90.79 | 98% | 2022-06-25 |
| 9417. | Frost (frostthesnowman) | 90.79 | 97% | 2021-01-29 |
| 9418. | Broken (brokencog) | 90.79 | 96% | 2021-01-14 |
| 9419. | Mati🅱IKL (mati2ooo) | 90.79 | 99% | 2021-01-07 |
| 9420. | Paul (paulwhoisaghost) | 90.78 | 98% | 2019-06-21 |
| 9421. | SURFΛCΞ (surface) | 90.78 | 98% | 2022-02-01 |
| 9422. | Darjinero (darjinero) | 90.78 | 98.8% | 2021-02-28 |
| 9423. | FashionGuy (tanasis) | 90.78 | 97% | 2018-07-08 |
| 9424. | triangle (triangle369) | 90.77 | 99% | 2021-02-11 |
| 9425. | Peter (firacs79) | 90.77 | 99% | 2022-06-29 |
| 9426. | Joel (flamebrawler1) | 90.76 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| 9427. | Gurman (khasla_1) | 90.76 | 99% | 2022-03-17 |
| 9428. | Llama (elmo_bluey) | 90.76 | 96.3% | 2023-11-10 |
| 9429. | Eli (incarnis1) | 90.76 | 99% | 2020-12-16 |
| 9430. | i cant spel (deoxyshock) | 90.75 | 98% | 2022-02-09 |
| 9431. | Suigikawa (suigikawa) | 90.75 | 99% | 2021-03-23 |
| 9432. | Vishnu (vishnu6174) | 90.75 | 98% | 2023-07-30 |
| 9433. | Kamyar (imkamyar) | 90.75 | 96% | 2023-12-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |