Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7962. | Pape (pape) | 90.49 | 98% | 2013-02-15 |
| 7963. | tyler (malon) | 90.49 | — | 2010-09-24 |
| 7964. | Alan (alanfortlink) | 90.49 | 97% | 2018-12-11 |
| 7965. | | (canvaslol) | 90.48 | 99% | 2022-07-28 |
| 7966. | FOO (mintaly_unstable) | 90.48 | 97.3% | 2023-10-05 |
| 7967. | Josh (jrpky42003) | 90.48 | — | 2010-04-16 |
| 7968. | laPampara (lapampara69) | 90.47 | 97% | 2022-12-14 |
| 7969. | Mel (melodoc) | 90.47 | 96% | 2012-08-20 |
| 7970. | Alex. (forger) | 90.47 | 96% | 2014-06-23 |
| 7971. | Grace (orange_electric) | 90.46 | 98% | 2020-05-03 |
| 7972. | Alex (aqin24) | 90.46 | 97% | 2018-11-03 |
| 7973. | Mike (tursi960) | 90.46 | 97% | 2017-10-06 |
| 7974. | Eric (edluu) | 90.46 | 95% | 2015-03-05 |
| 7975. | biotox (biotoxz) | 90.46 | 92% | 2012-10-26 |
| 7976. | KP (kp132124) | 90.45 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
| 7977. | Gitoki (gintoki) | 90.45 | — | 2010-07-27 |
| 7978. | Suresh (sureshkapri0) | 90.44 | 98% | 2018-07-30 |
| 7979. | Carl (greviepaug) | 90.44 | 93% | 2014-11-07 |
| 7980. | brrr (brrr) | 90.44 | 97% | 2013-03-14 |
| 7981. | Walsur (walsur) | 90.43 | 98% | 2021-02-10 |
| 7982. | Karen (laike) | 90.43 | 99% | 2014-02-04 |
| 7983. | KeyboardWarrior (adamrune50) | 90.43 | 93% | 2012-12-09 |
| 7984. | Kurion (kurion) | 90.43 | 93% | 2013-11-17 |
| 7985. | Cecil (goodie1857) | 90.42 | 97% | 2022-06-10 |
| 7986. | abhi (abhibeckert) | 90.42 | 91% | 2012-02-02 |
| 7987. | Alex (chile) | 90.42 | — | 2008-11-21 |
| 7988. | Kevin (kevindlt) | 90.41 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
| 7989. | Gavin (dabskrtdab) | 90.41 | 97% | 2017-06-11 |
| 7990. | Vishal (v_pandit) | 90.41 | 97% | 2011-08-16 |
| 7991. | Axton (taurine) | 90.41 | 99% | 2011-07-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |