The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18889. | ForgoT (forgot10) | 73.43 | 91% | 2015-08-28 |
| 18890. | Klas (fadhinator) | 73.43 | 97% | 2019-07-16 |
| 18891. | Gotta Blast! (chikin) | 73.43 | 94% | 2016-08-05 |
| 18892. | Sujeet (sujeetgholap) | 73.43 | 95% | 2013-02-06 |
| 18893. | zarzych (zarzych) | 73.43 | — | 2011-01-01 |
| 18894. | Blank: (nsikkk) | 73.43 | 96% | 2012-08-16 |
| 18895. | Ed (unknownalias) | 73.42 | 96% | 2023-08-15 |
| 18896. | Marc (andesandwich) | 73.42 | 97% | 2022-01-25 |
| 18897. | Tedd (themaguffin) | 73.42 | 95% | 2013-02-15 |
| 18898. | Ridotoji (ridotoji) | 73.42 | — | 2010-03-29 |
| 18899. | Shekhar (shekhark) | 73.42 | 97% | 2016-09-20 |
| 18900. | J. (ems) (ems__) | 73.42 | 99% | 2013-08-17 |
| 18901. | Ace (aced) | 73.42 | 97% | 2011-07-05 |
| 18902. | Irham (irhamshah) | 73.41 | 94% | 2016-08-26 |
| 18903. | Warren (craggles) | 73.41 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 18904. | Hong (dzaito) | 73.41 | 98% | 2016-06-08 |
| 18905. | 1asdf (posijab) | 73.40 | 97.2% | 2023-10-26 |
| 18906. | Varun (vanurox) | 73.40 | 98.3% | 2023-10-17 |
| 18907. | Trisha (trighan1221) | 73.40 | 99% | 2017-02-08 |
| 18908. | ... (willnyeasianguy) | 73.40 | 97% | 2020-08-17 |
| 18909. | Grag (rob3r) | 73.40 | 96% | 2019-01-02 |
| 18910. | ssm1 (ssm1) | 73.40 | 97% | 2019-11-07 |
| 18911. | Vincent (notvincentt) | 73.40 | 98% | 2021-09-16 |
| 18912. | Fransisco (dei_of_speed) | 73.40 | 92% | 2016-03-09 |
| 18913. | Ranjith (suram.ranjith@gmai... | 73.40 | 98% | 2011-05-12 |
| 18914. | hinomy (hinomiya) | 73.40 | 93% | 2016-09-29 |
| 18915. | danny (brrrgandy) | 73.39 | 89% | 2017-04-13 |
| 18916. | happleby (happleby) | 73.39 | 97% | 2012-02-07 |
| 18917. | WEST (shsaidul) | 73.39 | 96% | 2014-09-10 |
| 18918. | Justin (dmobaseball10) | 73.38 | 90% | 2014-02-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |