The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25980. | Dang Ngoc (nightmare2304) | 62.58 | 90% | 2012-02-16 |
| 25981. | kekstee (kekstee) | 62.58 | 92% | 2013-03-03 |
| 25982. | billy (gwabs) | 62.58 | 90% | 2013-04-18 |
| 25983. | Fayed☆ (faystype19) | 62.57 | 91% | 2013-12-14 |
| 25984. | Madison (mcfelker) | 62.56 | — | 2009-09-11 |
| 25985. | a0 (quannt) | 62.56 | — | 2010-03-30 |
| 25986. | Wendy (cheshirewendy) | 62.56 | 94% | 2013-03-05 |
| 25987. | Joseph (gauntdarkness) | 62.56 | 95% | 2021-11-13 |
| 25988. | River (ronguat) | 62.55 | 95% | 2014-09-06 |
| 25989. | Aman (amanpc109) | 62.55 | 95% | 2022-12-04 |
| 25990. | hypeiron (hypeiron) | 62.55 | 99% | 2021-07-20 |
| 25991. | Ryan (rajaroc) | 62.55 | 94% | 2021-03-11 |
| 25992. | Zephyr (introstealer) | 62.55 | 92% | 2021-09-17 |
| 25993. | Mr. Robinson (cogili) | 62.55 | 98% | 2016-08-27 |
| 25994. | Chiranjivee (cjthehacker7) | 62.55 | 94% | 2014-06-03 |
| 25995. | cimsunf (cimsunf) | 62.55 | — | 2009-04-29 |
| 25996. | Salman (salmanzeb) | 62.54 | 96% | 2017-06-02 |
| 25997. | Thinh (superthor1999) | 62.54 | 95% | 2020-04-18 |
| 25998. | Lynx (asakapala15) | 62.54 | 98% | 2018-08-30 |
| 25999. | xavan (pourax) | 62.54 | — | 2009-12-10 |
| 26000. | Reza (reha) | 62.54 | 96% | 2014-01-08 |
| 26001. | Habibur (habibmax95) | 62.54 | 99% | 2021-03-29 |
| 26002. | thu (thupham) | 62.54 | — | 2009-03-22 |
| 26003. | jonathan (jgreco2818) | 62.54 | 95% | 2016-06-20 |
| 26004. | Dimensius (dimensius) | 62.53 | 98% | 2022-10-02 |
| 26005. | ejck (ejck) | 62.53 | 95% | 2023-03-20 |
| 26006. | Yi Hao (yihao) | 62.53 | 96% | 2020-10-18 |
| 26007. | Juice (plushiexlover) | 62.53 | 91% | 2013-11-21 |
| 26008. | Chen (ifimverywrong) | 62.53 | 98% | 2012-09-21 |
| 26009. | Ayush (ayush97554) | 62.53 | 96% | 2017-12-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |