As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6432. | Sivaganesh (sivaganesh) | 93.26 | 99% | 2020-12-07 |
| 6433. | racykey (racykey) | 93.25 | 98.5% | 2023-06-01 |
| 6434. | JRey (jreyranoco) | 93.25 | 99% | 2021-06-04 |
| 6435. | Hansi (hanzgg) | 93.25 | 98% | 2018-09-09 |
| 6436. | Jun (hi_im_jun) | 93.25 | 97% | 2018-10-16 |
| 6437. | Ledio (looshi) | 93.25 | 90% | 2015-10-07 |
| 6438. | IMAPDFILE (lolimapdf) | 93.24 | 98% | 2023-06-14 |
| 6439. | Pieman (pieman353) | 93.24 | 98.7% | 2023-12-17 |
| 6440. | riotfv (ytriotfv) | 93.24 | 97.4% | 2025-01-21 |
| 6441. | ammar (ammar_31) | 93.24 | 96% | 2023-09-19 |
| 6442. | Nick (mitchen2) | 93.24 | 96.1% | 2023-12-09 |
| 6443. | Samii Shabuse (shatyper) | 93.24 | 96% | 2022-01-02 |
| 6444. | Tobuscus (shadoww253) | 93.24 | 96% | 2019-03-12 |
| 6445. | puthin_p2n (bugsmasher) | 93.23 | 95% | 2022-11-06 |
| 6446. | Carl (carlzcoc1) | 93.23 | 98% | 2018-03-23 |
| 6447. | sal the penguin pal (bigboy... | 93.23 | 94% | 2017-03-04 |
| 6448. | Prosia (prosia960) | 93.22 | 88% | 2015-10-09 |
| 6449. | 163 (163cens) | 93.22 | 95.7% | 2021-02-08 |
| 6450. | Ally (allytypes) | 93.22 | 98% | 2017-08-10 |
| 6451. | Gledi (superstronghold) | 93.22 | 97% | 2016-10-16 |
| 6452. | Angelo (angelo13c) | 93.21 | 98% | 2022-05-31 |
| 6453. | πͺ πΈπͺ πΈπͺ πΈ... | 93.21 | 96% | 2021-06-26 |
| 6454. | Jack (jr9810) | 93.21 | 98% | 2018-08-12 |
| 6455. | hoang viet (waniku) | 93.20 | 98% | 2016-06-30 |
| 6456. | Gabriel (oppatv) | 93.20 | 96% | 2018-08-13 |
| 6457. | Kitty (kittysmith) | 93.20 | 99% | 2016-10-07 |
| 6458. | Dhyanu (dhyanesh_999) | 93.19 | 98.2% | 2024-02-28 |
| 6459. | Patrick (patbl) | 93.19 | 100% | 2022-04-03 |
| 6460. | simonator (realsimonator) | 93.19 | 97.4% | 2021-01-29 |
| 6461. | newman (betterthantherest) | 93.18 | 95% | 2024-11-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| α Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |