The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4258. | Accuracy is the key. (janga... | 105.57 | 96% | 2011-08-01 |
| 4259. | Jason (falminfingaz) | 105.56 | 96% | 2016-06-14 |
| 4260. | Mira (mbi615) | 105.56 | 95% | 2016-11-14 |
| 4261. | Henry (barihenry) | 105.54 | 97.7% | 2021-02-17 |
| 4262. | Matt (steward) | 105.54 | — | 2011-03-31 |
| 4263. | Évi (pinglei) | 105.53 | 99% | 2021-09-20 |
| 4264. | Giancarlo (milkman007) | 105.53 | 99% | 2019-11-24 |
| 4265. | 🍜🌿 (inwerpsel) | 105.52 | 99% | 2020-05-23 |
| 4266. | Joe (thetypist16) | 105.52 | 98% | 2016-08-22 |
| 4267. | ☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃... | 105.52 | — | 2010-05-08 |
| 4268. | WhaleVomit (whalevomit) | 105.51 | 96% | 2020-07-28 |
| 4269. | lyndsay (lyndsay) | 105.51 | — | 2010-03-06 |
| 4270. | Jon (kiffa2008) | 105.50 | 94% | 2013-04-07 |
| 4271. | Lawson (lpace3) | 105.50 | 98% | 2015-10-24 |
| 4272. | Ben (finalman2) | 105.50 | 96% | 2015-06-23 |
| 4273. | jhaman (japanesehamantashen) | 105.50 | 98% | 2017-10-31 |
| 4274. | HUNGRY (hungry04) | 105.49 | 98% | 2020-05-03 |
| 4275. | Kyle (rasktastatur) | 105.49 | 99% | 2018-08-11 |
| 4276. | Wumbo (jap23) | 105.49 | 90% | 2015-04-13 |
| 4277. | Gledi (superstronghold) | 105.49 | 98% | 2012-10-17 |
| 4278. | Jerry (squadala) | 105.49 | — | 2010-02-19 |
| 4279. | Austin (austinpenguin) | 105.48 | 96% | 2018-03-22 |
| 4280. | Paul (schopa01) | 105.48 | 96% | 2012-06-17 |
| 4281. | Rick (xxrxxhxx) | 105.48 | 96% | 2012-06-20 |
| 4282. | Michael (vogig) | 105.47 | 97% | 2016-05-18 |
| 4283. | KC (hotdogkc) | 105.47 | 99% | 2016-05-23 |
| 4284. | Kevin (iamtypegod) | 105.46 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
| 4285. | Jashe (jash3) | 105.45 | 96% | 2019-12-29 |
| 4286. | w (wonton2) | 105.45 | 97% | 2021-07-01 |
| 4287. | old profile (supremexd) | 105.45 | 100% | 2012-04-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |