As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20926. | ohaashi (ohaashi) | 58.89 | 95% | 2021-01-06 |
| 20927. | Luna Sith (cudieisgoon) | 58.89 | 95.1% | 2023-10-24 |
| 20928. | Mary (maryshug) | 58.89 | 98% | 2019-05-13 |
| 20929. | THINH (mr_thriving) | 58.89 | 95% | 2016-03-25 |
| 20930. | Alejandro (appleonama1) | 58.89 | 88% | 2015-04-26 |
| 20931. | mohamed (spear_dfjdklf) | 58.88 | 97% | 2022-03-07 |
| 20932. | Julian (mataleao) | 58.88 | 96% | 2021-05-07 |
| 20933. | שפיצער (spitzer722) | 58.88 | 95.6% | 2021-02-18 |
| 20934. | Jim (pandaclone) | 58.88 | 95% | 2018-06-27 |
| 20935. | lhdrive (kickmic) | 58.88 | 97% | 2022-01-04 |
| 20936. | Tellenar (tellenar) | 58.88 | 97% | 2018-02-07 |
| 20937. | Hintsa (hintsa) | 58.88 | 96% | 2021-12-18 |
| 20938. | Friedrich (drmomake) | 58.88 | 94% | 2017-03-22 |
| 20939. | Never gonna wort you up (ki... | 58.87 | 96% | 2019-09-29 |
| 20940. | Nick (wugangabbot) | 58.87 | 98% | 2021-10-26 |
| 20941. | raghu (r_strike9437) | 58.87 | 97% | 2020-06-26 |
| 20942. | Harry (supercat2212) | 58.86 | 95% | 2018-02-21 |
| 20943. | Raven (potato_in_burrito) | 58.86 | 97% | 2021-07-13 |
| 20944. | Josh (fiyer) | 58.86 | 97% | 2023-01-21 |
| 20945. | Phong (phongryy) | 58.86 | 93% | 2017-04-30 |
| 20946. | lex (lexzaid) | 58.86 | 96% | 2017-12-16 |
| 20947. | lol (moto31005) | 58.85 | 96% | 2018-10-21 |
| 20948. | Don Quixote (crunchjunkie) | 58.85 | 98% | 2023-01-22 |
| 20949. | Kenny (ginbao) | 58.85 | 96% | 2018-01-28 |
| 20950. | Ryan (rjmimay) | 58.84 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| 20951. | Victor (icriticalfx) | 58.84 | 93% | 2021-01-17 |
| 20952. | Rahmandika (treksaurus17) | 58.83 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
| 20953. | Sean (seanclarencen) | 58.83 | 97% | 2022-06-14 |
| 20954. | Kelp (klaptep) | 58.83 | 96% | 2022-06-23 |
| 20955. | asdf (asdf_) | 58.83 | 96% | 2023-01-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |