Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4625. | Paris (franceparis) | 49.84 | 96% | 2020-03-06 |
| 4626. | trileafu (frostingbit) | 49.83 | 96% | 2019-05-25 |
| 4627. | IBRAR (khanibrar51) | 49.81 | 96% | 2017-09-21 |
| 4628. | Noor (noor002) | 49.81 | 96% | 2017-12-07 |
| 4629. | VIper (viper1998) | 49.80 | 94% | 2019-09-18 |
| 4630. | bataa (batuchka) | 49.80 | 94% | 2021-08-09 |
| 4631. | iChoke@TheEnd (vidivinci) | 49.80 | 95% | 2021-08-23 |
| 4632. | Pierre (dostick) | 49.76 | 96% | 2017-12-21 |
| 4633. | Faust (ntfc) | 49.72 | 95% | 2019-12-12 |
| 4634. | Hell (jesus_coconut) | 49.72 | 96% | 2020-03-04 |
| 4635. | Jimmy (jimmyng) | 49.72 | 94% | 2021-08-20 |
| 4636. | Blizzard (_bl1zzard) | 49.71 | 93% | 2021-08-16 |
| 4637. | Ramses (gdot) | 49.69 | 95% | 2019-07-28 |
| 4638. | lamb (radhyaf) | 49.66 | 94% | 2017-12-05 |
| 4639. | Smith (iamhablo) | 49.66 | 95% | 2021-08-13 |
| 4640. | Brandon (bmkiefer) | 49.65 | 96% | 2018-01-01 |
| 4641. | redzic (super33) | 49.61 | 94% | 2017-12-17 |
| 4642. | daniel jonatan (agatapouglof) | 49.57 | 95% | 2019-05-03 |
| 4643. | Bri (bric1504) | 49.54 | 95% | 2018-01-23 |
| 4644. | Hello (islambek198) | 49.53 | 93% | 2018-11-09 |
| 4645. | Vijay (shere_khan) | 49.52 | 95% | 2019-11-03 |
| 4646. | Scofaa (scofaa) | 49.49 | 95% | 2021-07-19 |
| 4647. | PRASHANT (prashantkumarjha) | 49.47 | 93% | 2019-04-27 |
| 4648. | Grzegorz (ulxori) | 49.47 | 97% | 2021-07-31 |
| 4649. | ريضوان (tab3_850m) | 49.44 | 97% | 2018-03-30 |
| 4650. | Amuro (amurozeo) | 49.44 | 96% | 2018-08-14 |
| 4651. | AppleSnap (applesnap_1) | 49.44 | 94% | 2021-08-10 |
| 4652. | OKコンピュタ (saintzab... | 49.43 | 95% | 2019-10-14 |
| 4653. | grego2612 (grego2612) | 49.41 | 99% | 2018-06-25 |
| 4654. | Caleb (calvinium295) | 49.40 | 94% | 2018-12-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |