Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 378. | Kyri (kyriii) | 115.14 | 99% | 2020-09-11 |
| 379. | Ethan (echiu2) | 115.00 | 99% | 2019-02-06 |
| 380. | anT (gregorpingic) | 114.94 | 100% | 2020-03-21 |
| 381. | flakjac dvorak (flakjac2) | 114.92 | 97% | 2019-06-11 |
| 382. | (zealindaus) | 114.86 | 99% | 2020-09-12 |
| 383. | main: clappv (ihateonyou) | 114.85 | 98% | 2019-12-11 |
| 384. | Ryan (ryanssd) | 114.77 | 99% | 2020-07-24 |
| 385. | claus (homeboiclaus) | 114.65 | 98% | 2018-07-01 |
| 386. | naclytyper (nikhila) | 114.63 | 99% | 2019-11-22 |
| 387. | Laggy (thefitfatass) | 114.59 | 100% | 2019-03-08 |
| 388. | Strahinja (zlatan3412) | 114.53 | 98% | 2020-09-16 |
| 389. | huessy (independencyy) | 114.52 | 97% | 2019-04-19 |
| 390. | Patrick (thumbless) | 114.50 | 100% | 2017-12-18 |
| 391. | tofu (wet_tofu) | 114.48 | 98% | 2020-05-23 |
| 392. | kream (remmie2k) | 114.46 | 95% | 2018-12-16 |
| 393. | Chris (darkflame9998) | 114.45 | 99% | 2020-07-24 |
| 394. | Sunny (sunnylee0123) | 114.38 | 99% | 2018-04-17 |
| 395. | Murf (murff) | 114.36 | 98% | 2017-10-03 |
| 396. | andy (rodmc) | 114.32 | 98% | 2020-03-05 |
| 397. | John (sempy) | 114.31 | 98% | 2019-06-15 |
| 398. | large (largev) | 114.26 | 97% | 2017-10-10 |
| 399. | Duong (softtyper) | 114.23 | 99% | 2017-08-20 |
| 400. | swedish crabi (thunberg123) | 114.23 | 97% | 2017-08-28 |
| 401. | Leon (jacksonbanan) | 114.19 | 100% | 2017-11-04 |
| 402. | skye (skyejennings) | 114.16 | 99% | 2018-03-02 |
| 403. | muñañito (gianthetaco) | 114.07 | 98% | 2019-07-11 |
| 404. | (monpre) | 114.05 | 99% | 2020-03-30 |
| 405. | cake (cake0) | 114.03 | 97% | 2020-10-20 |
| 406. | Ioana (yamayama) | 114.02 | 99% | 2019-12-21 |
| 407. | (carrot_) | 114.00 | 97% | 2020-09-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |