When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9923. | Phro (phrohlych) | 83.06 | 98% | 2022-11-07 |
| 9924. | Jeffrey (xxpreheattheoven) | 83.06 | 98% | 2021-09-24 |
| 9925. | temp23178946 (previouslol) | 83.06 | 94% | 2021-05-27 |
| 9926. | Sergey (snich) | 83.06 | 98% | 2020-06-11 |
| 9927. | DURAG ENERGY (auroraxd) | 83.05 | 96.3% | 2021-02-06 |
| 9928. | bbc gobbler (bbc_gobbler) | 83.05 | 98% | 2023-12-11 |
| 9929. | Wandal (wandal) | 83.05 | 96% | 2020-03-25 |
| 9930. | Nathan (96retsamkcid) | 83.05 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| 9931. | ZI TENG (chanziteng) | 83.04 | 97% | 2023-02-18 |
| 9932. | Waterhoax (waterhoax) | 83.04 | 97% | 2020-11-02 |
| 9933. | mochagrasius (ahmetissa) | 83.04 | 95.5% | 2023-08-26 |
| 9934. | Mich (michdaevinci) | 83.04 | 98% | 2022-11-19 |
| 9935. | Salad Thieves (saladthieves) | 83.04 | 98% | 2023-03-10 |
| 9936. | Areeb (areebur) | 83.03 | 96% | 2022-06-01 |
| 9937. | Jaydotsun (jaydotsun) | 83.03 | 96.3% | 2024-01-15 |
| 9938. | Stephen (swankily) | 83.03 | 96% | 2017-03-17 |
| 9939. | Jethro (jetthrower) | 83.02 | 95% | 2023-04-27 |
| 9940. | Anel (anelbeads) | 83.02 | 96% | 2019-10-28 |
| 9941. | SungJoon (sungjoon) | 83.02 | 95% | 2017-02-02 |
| 9942. | ASIAN47 (asian47) | 83.02 | 95% | 2021-06-03 |
| 9943. | jonesOG (jonesszn) | 83.01 | 97% | 2023-05-02 |
| 9944. | qweqwe (qweu) | 83.01 | 99% | 2023-06-03 |
| 9945. | Kevin (kjax) | 83.01 | 97% | 2020-09-10 |
| 9946. | Zia Ziang (leongziaziang) | 83.01 | 98% | 2017-11-01 |
| 9947. | Elmurzayev (renzor) | 83.00 | 96% | 2022-03-05 |
| 9948. | Nona (lovelyghostwriter) | 82.99 | 97.4% | 2024-02-07 |
| 9949. | ant (ajwinch) | 82.99 | 96% | 2022-05-08 |
| 9950. | JJ (jjofthejs) | 82.99 | 95% | 2023-12-13 |
| 9951. | Starzles (starzles) | 82.99 | 93% | 2016-11-18 |
| 9952. | potlid43 (potlid43) | 82.99 | 96% | 2025-06-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |