I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6440. | tehmbot (timu) | 95.78 | 94% | 2016-04-28 |
| 6441. | TMM (matt0509) | 95.78 | 98% | 2017-10-02 |
| 6442. | एक नेपाली (... | 95.77 | 92% | 2017-05-06 |
| 6443. | Hai (haiphan) | 95.76 | 98% | 2025-04-25 |
| 6444. | K (thekman) | 95.76 | 93% | 2016-12-10 |
| 6445. | Marc (mrcbnh) | 95.75 | 97% | 2023-09-06 |
| 6446. | Pinhsien (plesry) | 95.75 | 98% | 2019-06-26 |
| 6447. | Tudor (tudi) | 95.75 | 97% | 2018-06-24 |
| 6448. | deck (deckcsgo) | 95.75 | 96% | 2019-06-23 |
| 6449. | Eshelmen (drguru) | 95.74 | 97% | 2020-05-04 |
| 6450. | Eric (heeric) | 95.73 | 97% | 2019-11-14 |
| 6451. | Fungus (germanicfungus) | 95.73 | 95% | 2021-08-01 |
| 6452. | Just (ottovon) | 95.73 | 98% | 2023-02-05 |
| 6453. | supraaxdd (supraaxdd) | 95.73 | 96% | 2022-12-20 |
| 6454. | Hieb (hieb) | 95.73 | 97.3% | 2024-07-18 |
| 6455. | QuietObedientConsent (arrow... | 95.73 | 98% | 2019-01-27 |
| 6456. | zayv (zayv) | 95.72 | 98% | 2025-07-29 |
| 6457. | SungJoon (sungjoon) | 95.72 | 98% | 2022-12-20 |
| 6458. | Lapis (lapis_pislapis) | 95.71 | 97.4% | 2021-03-03 |
| 6459. | Malagasy Maky (malagasymaky) | 95.70 | 98% | 2024-08-23 |
| 6460. | Laura (laurga) | 95.70 | 98% | 2022-03-25 |
| 6461. | CurryEater (curryeater) | 95.70 | 97.3% | 2023-05-17 |
| 6462. | doodle2552 (doodle2552) | 95.70 | 95% | 2015-04-19 |
| 6463. | Spritly (spritly) | 95.69 | 97% | 2021-12-07 |
| 6464. | Andres (kerchingle) | 95.68 | 96% | 2021-10-25 |
| 6465. | Nikhil (haddr) | 95.68 | 98% | 2022-10-23 |
| 6466. | Fenix (isaac.hermens@gmail.... | 95.68 | 100% | 2016-08-14 |
| 6467. | squishy (squishy_shifu) | 95.68 | 98% | 2023-03-08 |
| 6468. | Joshmeisterr (joshmeisterr) | 95.68 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 6469. | redfive (redfive5) | 95.68 | 95.8% | 2023-12-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |