So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10999. | Amelie (amelierosemcd) | 83.65 | 98% | 2020-09-04 |
| 11000. | stalkers (stalkers0418) | 83.65 | 98% | 2023-02-26 |
| 11001. | Ian (sirbowlsworth) | 83.65 | 97% | 2018-04-15 |
| 11002. | Necromar (necromar_delamuerte) | 83.64 | 97% | 2014-06-19 |
| 11003. | T (hsczx) | 83.64 | 91% | 2011-10-29 |
| 11004. | Alon (alon276) | 83.64 | 97% | 2015-09-09 |
| 11005. | 'Cannot be blank' (mountain... | 83.64 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
| 11006. | Pielicker (pielicker) | 83.64 | 98% | 2017-06-05 |
| 11007. | Sam (scionprogeny) | 83.63 | 98% | 2015-01-16 |
| 11008. | big (bigfudge14) | 83.63 | 97.5% | 2021-03-01 |
| 11009. | greenbean (greenbeangod) | 83.63 | 96% | 2021-12-01 |
| 11010. | SabinShrestha (horrendousre... | 83.62 | 97% | 2023-02-21 |
| 11011. | Social (social_blunder) | 83.62 | 91% | 2011-09-16 |
| 11012. | ivanchrome (watonearth) | 83.62 | 91% | 2011-06-17 |
| 11013. | hieu (hieutrann) | 83.62 | 97% | 2011-11-04 |
| 11014. | Connie (co32minus) | 83.62 | 97% | 2016-12-20 |
| 11015. | Bob (bertramc) | 83.61 | 97% | 2011-07-10 |
| 11016. | Ashley (cokemsheen) | 83.61 | — | 2008-09-08 |
| 11017. | Jordan (sundayjim) | 83.61 | 96% | 2015-11-13 |
| 11018. | Adam (shamrokh) | 83.61 | 95% | 2015-11-30 |
| 11019. | Ethan (sweethan) | 83.61 | 97% | 2022-02-04 |
| 11020. | angie :) (angwie) | 83.61 | 98% | 2022-07-22 |
| 11021. | Panos (panos7) | 83.60 | 99% | 2017-09-24 |
| 11022. | ako (akoakowski) | 83.60 | 97% | 2015-01-17 |
| 11023. | Huy (nlmhuy) | 83.59 | 96% | 2014-10-15 |
| 11024. | Avuv (parper) | 83.59 | 96% | 2014-12-30 |
| 11025. | cruise control (terminator_... | 83.59 | 98% | 2019-08-01 |
| 11026. | grapes! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:... | 83.59 | 95% | 2014-08-09 |
| 11027. | sophie (horses) | 83.59 | 96% | 2012-08-07 |
| 11028. | hpq (hpqoeu) | 83.58 | 88% | 2013-01-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |