As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7716. | Jack (jackn112) | 89.13 | 99% | 2020-12-17 |
7717. | Atstats[faster_than_sytho] ... | 89.13 | 97% | 2022-12-16 |
7718. | The Write Tale (pchanbps1) | 89.13 | 100% | 2021-04-02 |
7719. | Endure the agony (wagyuwak) | 89.12 | 98% | 2021-12-08 |
7720. | Teen (teenunicorn) | 89.12 | 96% | 2016-02-09 |
7721. | Asdipi (asdipi) | 89.11 | 98% | 2024-12-17 |
7722. | Petr (missile) | 89.11 | 96% | 2016-05-13 |
7723. | carpathian (carpathian) | 89.11 | 98% | 2022-06-07 |
7724. | Ryan (coccaineaddict) | 89.11 | 98% | 2023-06-06 |
7725. | Danske (danske21) | 89.11 | 97.8% | 2023-10-12 |
7726. | David (funnerer) | 89.11 | 93% | 2016-11-08 |
7727. | Francisco (cdt1) | 89.11 | 98% | 2021-10-11 |
7728. | focafina (focafina) | 89.11 | 98% | 2021-06-28 |
7729. | Lee (starhole) | 89.11 | 96% | 2016-09-21 |
7730. | Cody (cpark231) | 89.11 | 97% | 2016-06-08 |
7731. | Sterling (stvrling) | 89.10 | 97% | 2022-03-24 |
7732. | tids (tids) | 89.09 | 97% | 2022-08-05 |
7733. | BlazeAries (blaze_aries) | 89.09 | 98% | 2022-09-30 |
7734. | ctrl_bkspace (cynjin) | 89.09 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
7735. | Nemo (nemorx) | 89.09 | 96% | 2020-06-08 |
7736. | Lima (legit__mib) | 89.09 | 92% | 2016-04-27 |
7737. | Sumit (sumit_ghag) | 89.09 | 97% | 2023-03-30 |
7738. | Discipline (huynhkhacdat2) | 89.09 | 95% | 2018-11-04 |
7739. | PogActual (arkaik11) | 89.08 | 97% | 2023-08-06 |
7740. | Chile (npalaniuk) | 89.08 | 96% | 2016-02-29 |
7741. | Dustin (athleticsaddict) | 89.07 | 96% | 2020-04-26 |
7742. | Granted (granted8) | 89.07 | 98% | 2021-10-08 |
7743. | epigee (epigee) | 89.07 | 96% | 2018-05-21 |
7744. | Jake (jakeraz0317) | 89.07 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
7745. | Samuel (thaminipro) | 89.07 | 92% | 2015-12-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |