The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5013. | Snail (nickbiophysics) | 99.99 | 99% | 2012-06-13 |
| 5014. | rock_hat (glitchscott) | 99.99 | 95% | 2014-08-04 |
| 5015. | Fernando (doctornutria) | 99.98 | 98% | 2024-10-09 |
| 5016. | Stefan (stefans) | 99.98 | 97% | 2012-12-31 |
| 5017. | Raul (omar32) | 99.98 | 96% | 2013-03-20 |
| 5018. | Kevin (kevinro) | 99.98 | 96% | 2020-08-30 |
| 5019. | code_brains (coderider) | 99.97 | 98% | 2022-02-15 |
| 5020. | Carter (calgaryracer) | 99.97 | 98% | 2016-09-22 |
| 5021. | chiba (chibabijo) | 99.96 | 92% | 2016-11-12 |
| 5022. | P (wasdpatrick) | 99.95 | 97.1% | 2024-09-04 |
| 5023. | Bryan (ninneveh) | 99.95 | 98% | 2014-08-10 |
| 5024. | Bad (retrn) | 99.95 | 99% | 2023-03-22 |
| 5025. | Neil (muuscles) | 99.94 | 99% | 2024-05-27 |
| 5026. | Nick (uncreativeboi) | 99.94 | 97% | 2020-07-31 |
| 5027. | Matt (mna851) | 99.93 | 97% | 2016-08-14 |
| 5028. | Delphi/Z (jbroman) | 99.93 | 93% | 2016-12-27 |
| 5029. | sultan (sultan_sasangka) | 99.92 | 98% | 2022-12-21 |
| 5030. | Connor (connormccrickard) | 99.92 | 98% | 2023-08-17 |
| 5031. | Pafu (3doog) | 99.92 | 95% | 2012-12-18 |
| 5032. | Imran Hakim (imhaq1m) | 99.91 | 99% | 2024-06-15 |
| 5033. | Darko (kogabriga) | 99.91 | 99% | 2013-01-14 |
| 5034. | Ben (hutben) | 99.90 | 100% | 2025-04-19 |
| 5035. | Heaven (defintelynotjah) | 99.90 | 97% | 2020-10-24 |
| 5036. | Mike (icecubez) | 99.90 | 98% | 2014-06-18 |
| 5037. | ehe (aeronsic) | 99.88 | 99% | 2022-08-25 |
| 5038. | Timo (ubulin) | 99.88 | 97% | 2019-08-08 |
| 5039. | Zarius (zarius) | 99.88 | 99% | 2011-12-29 |
| 5040. | Colin (blank9167) | 99.87 | 97% | 2021-08-30 |
| 5041. | Luke (nsaagent115) | 99.87 | 96% | 2023-02-17 |
| 5042. | oriom (orionrw) | 99.87 | 96% | 2019-10-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |