The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4397. | Michael (yuleahcim) | 105.08 | 97% | 2016-04-03 |
| 4398. | Stephen (kerros) | 105.08 | — | 2008-09-07 |
| 4399. | duck (ducktype) | 105.08 | — | 2008-08-23 |
| 4400. | Logan1990 (logan1990) | 105.07 | 95% | 2013-11-27 |
| 4401. | Tarako (tarako) | 105.06 | 98% | 2015-05-09 |
| 4402. | Junya (junia) | 105.06 | 94% | 2015-01-11 |
| 4403. | silky (quit101) | 105.05 | 98.5% | 2023-11-01 |
| 4404. | Hello (loudasian) | 105.05 | 88% | 2016-12-27 |
| 4405. | Gendo (gendo) | 105.05 | 98% | 2014-07-17 |
| 4406. | TulBott (alb3rth3nry) | 105.04 | 98% | 2022-06-05 |
| 4407. | Jun Hyung (jundamasta) | 105.04 | 96.6% | 2021-02-14 |
| 4408. | Cameron (cameronkr) | 105.04 | 100% | 2018-09-18 |
| 4409. | free (freeipods) | 105.03 | — | 2009-05-15 |
| 4410. | Cindy (chi3tcin) | 105.02 | 91% | 2011-10-13 |
| 4411. | Dale (tsyohm) | 105.02 | 96% | 2019-10-28 |
| 4412. | Albert (linkbane) | 105.02 | 93% | 2014-01-17 |
| 4413. | Sasuke (yosasuke) | 105.01 | 97% | 2021-12-07 |
| 4414. | Tats (tatss) | 105.01 | 98% | 2022-04-20 |
| 4415. | Suhas (suhasmaddali007) | 105.01 | 97.2% | 2023-07-28 |
| 4416. | John (thefilth) | 105.01 | 99% | 2011-09-04 |
| 4417. | Karla (karlac) | 105.01 | — | 2009-11-05 |
| 4418. | Josh (joshchango) | 105.00 | 98% | 2022-01-02 |
| 4419. | 🐵🙈🙉🙊🐒🦍... | 105.00 | 96% | 2022-03-12 |
| 4420. | Jason (tworker) | 104.99 | 96% | 2022-06-08 |
| 4421. | Marcius (marciussim) | 104.98 | 95% | 2014-06-18 |
| 4422. | phil (philerd) | 104.98 | 98% | 2015-12-27 |
| 4423. | yj (yjsnpi) | 104.98 | 96% | 2015-08-01 |
| 4424. | el (elbow) | 104.98 | — | 2009-02-26 |
| 4425. | Ross (trickydick6) | 104.97 | 97% | 2021-09-30 |
| 4426. | nocchio (nocchio) | 104.97 | 98% | 2019-12-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |