The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14912. | Ezra 🖤⛓ (blurr_yfa_ce) | 34.20 | 96% | 2020-10-22 |
| 14913. | RayNathan (raynathan) | 34.19 | 94% | 2019-02-09 |
| 14914. | Burger (somental) | 34.18 | 97% | 2021-05-07 |
| 14915. | tasjid (tasjid) | 34.16 | 92% | 2012-09-07 |
| 14916. | Anky (ankybisen) | 34.15 | 94% | 2022-02-11 |
| 14917. | Techno (techno3452) | 34.15 | 94% | 2018-01-19 |
| 14918. | Nguyen (tikn911) | 34.15 | 94% | 2017-08-06 |
| 14919. | Diego (megax454) | 34.15 | 99% | 2018-02-18 |
| 14920. | Mikateko Muthimba (mikateko... | 34.14 | 96% | 2023-08-12 |
| 14921. | Geo (geoooooooo) | 34.14 | 97% | 2020-12-30 |
| 14922. | Radoslav (whizz) | 34.14 | — | 2009-02-02 |
| 14923. | jaydip (jaydip369) | 34.12 | 97% | 2023-08-03 |
| 14924. | Vu (thanhbinh_) | 34.12 | — | 2009-02-27 |
| 14925. | thanh (pham_thanh4) | 34.12 | — | 2009-06-14 |
| 14926. | french horn master (ash66) | 34.11 | 88% | 2012-11-30 |
| 14927. | Patrick (xianpatrick) | 34.11 | 96% | 2014-09-23 |
| 14928. | mashrafi (qweer) | 34.10 | 92% | 2021-05-29 |
| 14929. | Sudharshan (sudharshansr7) | 34.10 | 95% | 2021-01-27 |
| 14930. | Stipo (stipo) | 34.08 | 97% | 2022-04-19 |
| 14931. | Cordell (grimgiddycordy) | 34.08 | 93% | 2017-01-09 |
| 14932. | Jon (learningthedvorak) | 34.08 | 85% | 2011-12-10 |
| 14933. | philip (philosandean) | 34.08 | 95% | 2013-06-20 |
| 14934. | vink (luciferwar) | 34.08 | 92% | 2017-06-21 |
| 14935. | UpATree (upatree) | 34.06 | 92% | 2020-01-24 |
| 14936. | nguyen (overdose) | 34.06 | 89% | 2011-10-12 |
| 14937. | Mario (proevosoccer) | 34.06 | — | 2011-03-25 |
| 14938. | Alfian (fia8n) | 34.04 | — | 2010-01-07 |
| 14939. | Amritesh (anodyne12371) | 34.02 | 96% | 2022-02-11 |
| 14940. | Milon Kumar Das (milon_das) | 34.02 | 97.3% | 2023-10-26 |
| 14941. | Sullivan (sullivandvorak) | 34.02 | 95% | 2017-11-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |