As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14320. | Buttercup (buttercuphehe) | 73.69 | 97% | 2025-03-25 |
| 14321. | Dyslexic_J (jamjar_) | 73.69 | 96% | 2022-12-17 |
| 14322. | ves (bgrade) | 73.69 | 97% | 2020-05-10 |
| 14323. | 4lg0r1thm (s4int) | 73.68 | 96% | 2018-08-17 |
| 14324. | Isaiah (buckhalton) | 73.68 | 95% | 2018-12-22 |
| 14325. | Zeff (itszeff) | 73.68 | 95% | 2020-11-03 |
| 14326. | Crystal (fourwheelingmomma) | 73.68 | 94% | 2016-05-24 |
| 14327. | greg (boctrorgc) | 73.67 | 98.2% | 2023-10-29 |
| 14328. | H (harbopanda) | 73.66 | 96% | 2019-01-25 |
| 14329. | Nic (nicnej) | 73.66 | 95.9% | 2024-03-26 |
| 14330. | noside (edzil1007) | 73.66 | 94% | 2015-08-16 |
| 14331. | xMdb (xmdb) | 73.65 | 97% | 2018-12-11 |
| 14332. | sks (sks6174) | 73.65 | 97% | 2021-11-02 |
| 14333. | Jaska (jarlewski) | 73.65 | 96% | 2021-12-02 |
| 14334. | Iatias (iatias) | 73.65 | 97% | 2020-04-20 |
| 14335. | Kishan (kishan1990) | 73.65 | 97% | 2015-10-07 |
| 14336. | Ramsudhan (sudhanlee) | 73.64 | 98% | 2022-05-04 |
| 14337. | pelletmuncher (pelletmuncher) | 73.64 | 97% | 2023-09-21 |
| 14338. | zack (footlover) | 73.64 | 99% | 2019-03-11 |
| 14339. | Emad (neymar985) | 73.64 | 99% | 2015-12-25 |
| 14340. | Avi (suppppp) | 73.64 | 97% | 2022-02-25 |
| 14341. | Nervous (unselfishnervousha... | 73.64 | 97% | 2022-03-14 |
| 14342. | Caleb (keaseacan) | 73.64 | 96% | 2020-07-03 |
| 14343. | Andrew (xj04129) | 73.64 | 93% | 2015-08-07 |
| 14344. | Cyber (dernikonoll) | 73.64 | 99% | 2015-12-27 |
| 14345. | Ajay (ajaygp) | 73.64 | 95% | 2015-12-29 |
| 14346. | Gramm (alternativeink) | 73.64 | 94% | 2016-07-01 |
| 14347. | tstats[ymagunn] (ymagunn) | 73.63 | 95% | 2023-05-23 |
| 14348. | Wolfshaven (wolfshaven) | 73.63 | 95.8% | 2024-03-14 |
| 14349. | elmehdi (elmehdi) | 73.63 | 99% | 2024-07-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |