You're inches away from death every time you go on a mission. How much older can you be at your age? A half minute before that you were stepping into high school, and an unhooked brassiere was as close as you ever hoped to get to Paradise. Only a fifth of a second before that you were a small kid with a ten-week summer vacation that lasted a hundred thousand years and still ended too soon.
—from Catch-22, a book by Joseph Heller
Active since November 11, 2016.
392 total characters in this text.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1966. | Steven (stervel) | 115.69 | 99% | 2025-05-29 |
| 1967. | madsin5022 (pmadhukar2) | 115.68 | 99% | 2022-11-28 |
| 1968. | Benji (bmhowie2011) | 115.68 | 98.1% | 2025-05-27 |
| 1969. | Mel (melissamhansen) | 115.67 | 99% | 2021-03-26 |
| 1970. | Xmoonsheep (xmoonsheep) | 115.65 | 98% | 2022-12-21 |
| 1971. | go (double_dubs) | 115.63 | 98% | 2020-02-02 |
| 1972. | 我亲爱的甜橙树 (mosae) | 115.63 | 98.6% | 2023-11-29 |
| 1973. | Justin (jvstin522) | 115.61 | 98% | 2023-03-24 |
| 1974. | Alexander (ancapogre) | 115.61 | 98% | 2019-02-12 |
| 1975. | Tyler (tardigrade81) | 115.60 | 98.6% | 2023-10-17 |
| 1976. | nikoloz (nikolozi12) | 115.60 | 97% | 2023-06-01 |
| 1977. | George (wiliu) | 115.59 | 97.7% | 2023-07-31 |
| 1978. | Michael (v3spula) | 115.59 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
| 1979. | Kyle (kyle0829) | 115.59 | 98% | 2017-05-26 |
| 1980. | Sorairo (rickyx) | 115.56 | 96% | 2017-05-16 |
| 1981. | Niamh (crystalniamh) | 115.55 | 99% | 2022-04-27 |
| 1982. | Potato (subtlepotato) | 115.54 | 99% | 2025-07-18 |
| 1983. | Dan (dbtyper) | 115.53 | 99% | 2017-06-24 |
| 1984. | Daniel (danieldrd) | 115.53 | 99% | 2020-09-23 |
| 1985. | MoralCharity (ethicalgivings) | 115.52 | 97% | 2021-12-09 |
| 1986. | marsh (yepeyi) | 115.52 | 97% | 2022-12-26 |
| 1987. | Zariski (zariski) | 115.52 | 99% | 2022-11-25 |
| 1988. | zach (karkats) | 115.52 | 97% | 2019-08-23 |
| 1989. | Jason (jasonfherring) | 115.48 | 96% | 2022-01-22 |
| 1990. | Danny (danaim) | 115.48 | 93% | 2017-04-18 |
| 1991. | Lee (lee_randomly) | 115.45 | 99% | 2020-10-06 |
| 1992. | Ayk (calculusnut) | 115.45 | 99% | 2017-06-12 |
| 1993. | Zade (zadeplayzmusic) | 115.44 | 98% | 2021-03-27 |
| 1994. | Erin H. (ehorns) | 115.41 | 99% | 2024-03-15 |
| 1995. | Oliver (xuxm) | 115.41 | 98% | 2019-10-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,593 | 85.16 | November 11, 2016 |
| Long Texts | 119 | 81.50 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 37 | 101.48 | January 15, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 91.89 | July 29, 2020 |