The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7278. | Glennis (biotic_god) | 95.47 | 96% | 2022-07-25 |
| 7279. | Iam (mchudgens) | 95.47 | 91% | 2011-05-25 |
| 7280. | Angela (angcortez) | 95.47 | 95% | 2012-01-14 |
| 7281. | awndi (aundi) | 95.47 | 96% | 2015-11-22 |
| 7282. | Fieldy (fieldy) | 95.46 | 92% | 2017-02-20 |
| 7283. | Matthew (sendaii) | 95.46 | 95% | 2014-02-03 |
| 7284. | panes (graabeh) | 95.46 | 92% | 2015-09-30 |
| 7285. | makoto (shishio) | 95.45 | 92% | 2015-09-16 |
| 7286. | Daniel (jansson) | 95.45 | 97% | 2017-06-08 |
| 7287. | Aaron (freemind2pointo) | 95.45 | 98.6% | 2021-02-28 |
| 7288. | Liam (addiction) | 95.45 | 95% | 2013-04-13 |
| 7289. | Юрий (libertadore) | 95.45 | 100% | 2011-06-17 |
| 7290. | Ai Sing (aixin) | 95.45 | 93% | 2017-01-22 |
| 7291. | Just a potato (quocbinhgt3007) | 95.44 | 97.4% | 2023-11-03 |
| 7292. | . (agile92x) | 95.44 | 95% | 2012-09-24 |
| 7293. | Mili (mynameismili) | 95.44 | 98% | 2020-04-24 |
| 7294. | substring (substring) | 95.43 | 98% | 2015-04-29 |
| 7295. | idler (idler) | 95.43 | 97% | 2011-10-20 |
| 7296. | Barry (archchoa) | 95.43 | 96% | 2014-09-04 |
| 7297. | David (leepictrollexd) | 95.43 | 97.5% | 2021-02-16 |
| 7298. | Nick (njcanderson) | 95.42 | 93% | 2014-07-01 |
| 7299. | Kate (explorer) | 95.42 | — | 2011-01-18 |
| 7300. | John (johnathanwu) | 95.41 | 86% | 2015-04-19 |
| 7301. | monka (rencerspeid) | 95.41 | 97% | 2021-02-14 |
| 7302. | Roy (sisalt) | 95.40 | 97% | 2016-12-15 |
| 7303. | Mitchell (rejected) | 95.40 | — | 2009-01-16 |
| 7304. | Gaston (homm88) | 95.40 | 94% | 2014-04-03 |
| 7305. | Jay (jtyamada) | 95.40 | — | 2010-09-17 |
| 7306. | Justin (justinjustbeatyou1) | 95.39 | 95% | 2011-09-09 |
| 7307. | Nemo (sanganxoidetienkuagai) | 95.38 | 93% | 2011-06-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |