I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7039. | Josh (scojos) | 93.10 | 98% | 2016-04-27 |
| 7040. | Kelvin (onodoro) | 93.10 | 94% | 2016-11-06 |
| 7041. | Mohd (mohd_shaikh) | 93.09 | 97% | 2018-06-26 |
| 7042. | cool (crimes_) | 93.09 | 95% | 2022-05-04 |
| 7043. | Irene (shr1mp) | 93.09 | 99% | 2019-05-19 |
| 7044. | big (dingerlol) | 93.09 | 96% | 2018-10-10 |
| 7045. | fried fish (seventh77) | 93.09 | 97% | 2016-11-07 |
| 7046. | (bribe) | 93.08 | 96% | 2020-05-25 |
| 7047. | Phil (joot) | 93.08 | 96% | 2021-05-06 |
| 7048. | Anderson (men_men_men) | 93.08 | 96% | 2024-06-11 |
| 7049. | Noah (nowla) | 93.08 | 98% | 2019-11-06 |
| 7050. | bo (boquintana) | 93.08 | 99% | 2018-04-18 |
| 7051. | Noname (buiquangkhai1999) | 93.08 | 94% | 2016-08-29 |
| 7052. | Brian (thepinkelephantcar) | 93.07 | 95% | 2016-07-28 |
| 7053. | Turbo Topre (spicyfinger) | 93.07 | 92% | 2017-02-28 |
| 7054. | Dominik (jazzon) | 93.06 | 96% | 2018-04-19 |
| 7055. | Anish (anishkganesh) | 93.05 | 98% | 2020-12-05 |
| 7056. | sub2PaoLUL (sub2paolul) | 93.05 | 96% | 2023-07-12 |
| 7057. | MinWasTaken (minwastaken) | 93.04 | 97% | 2024-09-11 |
| 7058. | squall (squalllionheart) | 93.04 | 100% | 2023-06-20 |
| 7059. | verGlasY (verglasy) | 93.04 | 96% | 2020-07-31 |
| 7060. | K3VIN (bootunstoppable) | 93.04 | 98% | 2020-12-30 |
| 7061. | Jon (jon_cannon) | 93.03 | 98% | 2022-09-01 |
| 7062. | AtomicSkunk (georgel8314) | 93.03 | 97% | 2024-08-12 |
| 7063. | Monster NT YT (monster_nt) | 93.03 | 97% | 2021-09-14 |
| 7064. | Aron (aronbk) | 93.03 | 97% | 2019-08-03 |
| 7065. | Xxx_RayZ360NoScOpE_xxX (ray... | 93.03 | 97% | 2015-10-04 |
| 7066. | asepBoljug (mnien) | 93.02 | 96% | 2024-08-26 |
| 7067. | Jos (j0ssie) | 93.01 | 96% | 2018-11-20 |
| 7068. | uzi (cray_f) | 93.01 | 96% | 2022-07-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |