Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1595. | Van (umbala_meo) | 90.06 | 99% | 2018-08-20 |
| 1596. | Tyler (tpgd1373) | 90.04 | 98% | 2019-08-25 |
| 1597. | Tom (tombertoli) | 90.04 | 97% | 2020-11-17 |
| 1598. | LshaNu,..!!! (lshanu) | 90.02 | 98% | 2019-04-18 |
| 1599. | Peppa (yellowyogurt) | 90.01 | 99% | 2020-09-05 |
| 1600. | Siddharth (siddharthkurnal) | 90.01 | 98% | 2019-11-09 |
| 1601. | Adrian (fastertypers) | 89.99 | 99% | 2019-10-19 |
| 1602. | Ali (aloche) | 89.98 | 98% | 2020-06-06 |
| 1603. | Raymond (b0sslim) | 89.97 | 96% | 2020-06-13 |
| 1604. | https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXc... | 89.94 | 97% | 2020-09-17 |
| 1605. | JP (jpuppey) | 89.92 | 98% | 2018-09-28 |
| 1606. | Ryan (ramp15514) | 89.91 | 98% | 2018-07-30 |
| 1607. | Ishika (ish6) | 89.90 | 97% | 2020-09-22 |
| 1608. | Andy (ullr) | 89.90 | 95% | 2018-03-30 |
| 1609. | 니코 (hreidmar) | 89.89 | 99% | 2020-06-19 |
| 1610. | Edwin (edweezy) | 89.89 | 97% | 2020-07-19 |
| 1611. | burgir. (sub10cuber) | 89.88 | 97% | 2020-06-19 |
| 1612. | Manze (manze) | 89.86 | 96% | 2020-05-03 |
| 1613. | Scorekeeper (100plusaverage) | 89.86 | 96% | 2020-04-06 |
| 1614. | Aad (aadpaling) | 89.85 | 98% | 2018-02-23 |
| 1615. | Ashraf (canydale) | 89.84 | 98% | 2018-09-15 |
| 1616. | Don (donrocks211) | 89.84 | 98% | 2019-09-07 |
| 1617. | Jordy (mrollie) | 89.84 | 97% | 2019-01-05 |
| 1618. | Will (greggaz) | 89.83 | 98% | 2020-07-05 |
| 1619. | Isaac (inied) | 89.83 | 96% | 2020-10-23 |
| 1620. | Zoe (zoelxx) | 89.82 | 98% | 2018-12-09 |
| 1621. | Lawrence (imetsia) | 89.81 | 96% | 2020-08-24 |
| 1622. | Akira (akira1957) | 89.80 | 98% | 2018-05-04 |
| 1623. | Qi (whathaha) | 89.80 | 98% | 2020-08-09 |
| 1624. | T2fast4u (pnwtrevorb) | 89.80 | 98% | 2020-10-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |