So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34047. | thao (ongchum_hanu) | 44.60 | 87% | 2012-08-02 |
| 34048. | Mevlin (line_apelsine) | 44.59 | 93% | 2022-02-11 |
| 34049. | Brian (brian) | 44.59 | — | 2008-10-04 |
| 34050. | Jordan (jorjorg11) | 44.58 | 95% | 2018-04-20 |
| 34051. | Ishan (aquaticos) | 44.58 | 95% | 2021-08-29 |
| 34052. | taco (vickychang0822) | 44.58 | 82% | 2013-08-10 |
| 34053. | Oliver (schuchardto) | 44.58 | 98% | 2020-05-07 |
| 34054. | Wael (wael95) | 44.58 | 93% | 2014-10-10 |
| 34055. | shaan (shaanheer) | 44.58 | 95% | 2013-11-14 |
| 34056. | karan (mickeyvirus) | 44.58 | 90% | 2016-10-08 |
| 34057. | JenJen (jsoto1977) | 44.58 | 99% | 2017-02-21 |
| 34058. | Mispon (mispon) | 44.57 | 98% | 2021-06-02 |
| 34059. | Mohammad Anwaar Ul Hassan (... | 44.57 | 95% | 2021-07-06 |
| 34060. | yuvaraj (yuvaraj) | 44.57 | — | 2010-03-13 |
| 34061. | Kasper (theblackjack12) | 44.57 | 90% | 2016-03-16 |
| 34062. | rajan (rajankjoshi) | 44.57 | 94% | 2014-06-05 |
| 34063. | Zhantai (zhantai) | 44.56 | 94% | 2023-03-09 |
| 34064. | Ferny (fernyjr) | 44.56 | 90% | 2014-08-19 |
| 34065. | Nutthawut (jeepkiddee) | 44.56 | 92% | 2013-09-08 |
| 34066. | blueeagle (style.my.passion... | 44.56 | 95% | 2013-03-05 |
| 34067. | Joe (watchtheskies) | 44.55 | 95% | 2021-12-22 |
| 34068. | hecker (jothiprasath) | 44.55 | 97% | 2022-12-19 |
| 34069. | M. (moon755) | 44.55 | 95% | 2019-01-28 |
| 34070. | Firas (knight68) | 44.55 | 92% | 2023-02-14 |
| 34071. | Sasha (paraboloid) | 44.55 | 88% | 2016-02-14 |
| 34072. | Ace (ace2pid) | 44.55 | 89% | 2014-05-06 |
| 34073. | Joseph (stig) | 44.55 | — | 2009-02-05 |
| 34074. | Max (maxwong) | 44.54 | — | 2008-12-17 |
| 34075. | Punizzle (punchanman) | 44.54 | — | 2009-07-30 |
| 34076. | Stuart (syaffa) | 44.54 | — | 2008-12-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |