Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33811. | Andrei Rafael (caperbr) | 46.29 | 96% | 2023-03-30 |
| 33812. | abhishek kumar vishwakarma ... | 46.29 | 95.4% | 2023-10-17 |
| 33813. | Racer09 (__nn____ds__) | 46.29 | 96% | 2023-04-07 |
| 33814. | Lorenzo (lolgab) | 46.29 | 93% | 2021-05-10 |
| 33815. | ShitKnight (shitknightmcswag) | 46.28 | 89% | 2015-01-17 |
| 33816. | thasnh (thasnh) | 46.28 | — | 2009-02-27 |
| 33817. | Miguelito (satovan24) | 46.28 | — | 2009-09-16 |
| 33818. | ciccox (ciccox) | 46.28 | 96% | 2012-10-29 |
| 33819. | grip (dummie_) | 46.28 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 33820. | LJ (samurai7694) | 46.28 | — | 2008-12-15 |
| 33821. | sake (_saikei_69420) | 46.28 | 93% | 2023-05-25 |
| 33822. | asif (hasif) | 46.27 | 97% | 2011-11-27 |
| 33823. | Ngan (ngan91) | 46.27 | 94% | 2011-12-20 |
| 33824. | Omar (omar_ali) | 46.27 | 90% | 2015-12-18 |
| 33825. | Arslan (arsi) | 46.27 | — | 2010-08-03 |
| 33826. | Safiyah (safiyah) | 46.27 | 95% | 2022-06-29 |
| 33827. | Kevin (mrheat) | 46.26 | 90% | 2014-05-10 |
| 33828. | Ta (study) | 46.26 | — | 2008-11-24 |
| 33829. | green_10 (hasankhadra2013) | 46.26 | 95% | 2017-08-04 |
| 33830. | PURPLE (toogood53) | 46.26 | 91% | 2016-11-11 |
| 33831. | Jason (ocheeen) | 46.26 | — | 2010-03-16 |
| 33832. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (warrine... | 46.26 | 95% | 2022-02-11 |
| 33833. | Andrés (andreslpza) | 46.25 | 95% | 2019-11-07 |
| 33834. | Prattoy (novaprattoy) | 46.25 | 97% | 2023-02-17 |
| 33835. | Julliane (kingramon_kd) | 46.25 | 94% | 2022-12-10 |
| 33836. | Tessa (tmaddair) | 46.24 | 92% | 2013-05-23 |
| 33837. | Sergii (sergiibrd) | 46.24 | 98% | 2012-06-12 |
| 33838. | diligent (diligent) | 46.24 | 97% | 2011-09-29 |
| 33839. | Kiki (kiki_) | 46.24 | 95% | 2020-08-27 |
| 33840. | valeriu (valeriu) | 46.24 | 98% | 2022-06-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |