Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3278. | Do people have computers in... | 72.60 | 97% | 2020-12-05 |
| 3279. | Turtle (4maz3d) | 72.58 | 96% | 2018-11-28 |
| 3280. | 🫐🌺Ruby (reuben_yeager) | 72.57 | 98% | 2020-12-13 |
| 3281. | Goudham (hamothy_) | 72.57 | 97% | 2020-02-01 |
| 3282. | sic transit gloria mundi (d... | 72.55 | 99% | 2020-12-16 |
| 3283. | Michael (scottstots) | 72.55 | 96% | 2018-08-09 |
| 3284. | paraluman (paraluman) | 72.55 | 97% | 2018-09-26 |
| 3285. | Jomari (jomari258) | 72.52 | 97% | 2018-06-11 |
| 3286. | Yarns (yarnss) | 72.50 | 97% | 2018-08-19 |
| 3287. | lost.zombie (lostzombie) | 72.47 | 98% | 2020-03-11 |
| 3288. | ChengYue (dongchengyue) | 72.47 | 97% | 2020-10-13 |
| 3289. | mayank (dids6121) | 72.47 | 96% | 2019-10-13 |
| 3290. | Jonathan (jonathan392) | 72.45 | 97% | 2018-10-21 |
| 3291. | Abhinav (abhinavac) | 72.44 | 96% | 2018-09-17 |
| 3292. | Anmol (anmolsaraswat) | 72.44 | 97% | 2018-04-07 |
| 3293. | DJ (_shifty) | 72.43 | 97% | 2019-07-01 |
| 3294. | qwerty (strongly_typed_qwerty) | 72.42 | 98% | 2020-04-23 |
| 3295. | Tom (javor) | 72.41 | 98% | 2020-07-02 |
| 3296. | huddled (haraldgb) | 72.41 | 97% | 2018-12-03 |
| 3297. | Eva (niejingtan) | 72.40 | 98% | 2020-08-11 |
| 3298. | Bob (bobsmiwth32423) | 72.40 | 96% | 2020-05-01 |
| 3299. | Dante (sillydong) | 72.39 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
| 3300. | Ruslan (rusbes) | 72.38 | 97% | 2018-07-04 |
| 3301. | Derrick (derrickha) | 72.36 | 96% | 2020-07-24 |
| 3302. | Kenyaaa~~~ (kenzaa) | 72.36 | 96% | 2020-04-04 |
| 3303. | Dani (danivideda) | 72.35 | 97% | 2020-03-06 |
| 3304. | Edgey (tedge) | 72.35 | 94% | 2019-09-27 |
| 3305. | Adrian (adrianc04) | 72.35 | 98% | 2020-06-18 |
| 3306. | uty (tisurend) | 72.33 | 96% | 2020-10-15 |
| 3307. | Surajit (surajit) | 72.33 | 99% | 2019-08-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |