You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1992. | Wafflebear (wafflebear) | 73.63 | 97% | 2019-05-31 |
| 1993. | Joe (itsvizzini) | 73.61 | 95% | 2018-02-23 |
| 1994. | Zach (strongnrg) | 73.57 | 98% | 2018-10-19 |
| 1995. | Dank (dankmachine) | 73.54 | 96% | 2018-11-12 |
| 1996. | Noggie (noggie) | 73.48 | 97% | 2019-06-21 |
| 1997. | Ella (itypefasterthanyou10) | 73.40 | 97% | 2019-02-12 |
| 1998. | smq (_smq) | 73.39 | 95% | 2020-08-19 |
| 1999. | Nani (karlord) | 73.38 | 96% | 2020-07-15 |
| 2000. | Denny (shizkr) | 73.38 | 97% | 2020-07-29 |
| 2001. | Raz (adashi) | 73.36 | 99% | 2019-03-29 |
| 2002. | Aniket (theaniketdas) | 73.33 | 95% | 2020-12-12 |
| 2003. | J (irocamora) | 73.33 | 98% | 2020-09-02 |
| 2004. | Abbey (abbey240901) | 73.33 | 98% | 2020-03-12 |
| 2005. | Sean (seanchua) | 73.31 | 95% | 2018-10-04 |
| 2006. | Ugnius (popcorn325) | 73.30 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
| 2007. | Steve (stevenmnnguyen) | 73.27 | 97% | 2018-09-09 |
| 2008. | qwerty (strongly_typed_qwerty) | 73.23 | 97% | 2020-08-26 |
| 2009. | BRUH (rabonh) | 73.23 | 96% | 2018-08-01 |
| 2010. | SelleHalt (sellehalt) | 73.20 | 98% | 2018-07-20 |
| 2011. | Rahil (rahilu14) | 73.18 | 94% | 2018-04-29 |
| 2012. | name (anson001) | 73.12 | 96% | 2020-10-16 |
| 2013. | Tyler (muslim_platypus) | 73.08 | 97% | 2018-11-01 |
| 2014. | Urgency (urgency) | 73.08 | 96% | 2019-01-11 |
| 2015. | Jyotirmoy (jyotirmoy_halder) | 73.05 | 97% | 2020-11-27 |
| 2016. | Ali (murad_shah) | 73.04 | 98% | 2020-11-20 |
| 2017. | Jovan (zer0neon) | 73.00 | 96% | 2020-10-21 |
| 2018. | Rocco (hnicrocconator) | 73.00 | 96% | 2019-01-18 |
| 2019. | Sun (sunflower61) | 72.99 | 96% | 2020-04-06 |
| 2020. | Joshuasdf (qwertoid) | 72.94 | 97% | 2020-12-06 |
| 2021. | Samad (dr_drakonix) | 72.93 | 96% | 2019-03-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |