The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14554. | Rashid (wazzyfrag1) | 80.87 | 97% | 2019-06-12 |
| 14555. | SpeedCubeMan (speedcubeman) | 80.87 | 97% | 2023-04-29 |
| 14556. | Almighty (almightysosaakatu... | 80.87 | 96% | 2022-06-19 |
| 14557. | Chase (chaseypoo) | 80.87 | 95% | 2020-09-28 |
| 14558. | turtle (intmain0) | 80.87 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 14559. | vo (duyquang1202) | 80.87 | 94% | 2014-04-29 |
| 14560. | Allie (alliecat) | 80.87 | — | 2009-01-08 |
| 14561. | Slavic (mfsss) | 80.86 | 95% | 2021-01-16 |
| 14562. | Todd (t0dd1337) | 80.86 | 96% | 2020-12-11 |
| 14563. | Dylan (dangerdolan_) | 80.86 | 98% | 2019-10-05 |
| 14564. | Sebastian (seebzjeeh) | 80.86 | 94% | 2013-04-12 |
| 14565. | Hackyeah (hackyeah) | 80.85 | 96% | 2021-07-28 |
| 14566. | Thren (threntus) | 80.85 | 96% | 2019-10-28 |
| 14567. | fratelecarol (fratelecarol) | 80.85 | 96% | 2022-12-08 |
| 14568. | Cootsynanus (a_yellow_evan) | 80.85 | 97% | 2021-09-15 |
| 14569. | Elmundo (fruff) | 80.85 | — | 2009-10-15 |
| 14570. | Alex (road_runner) | 80.84 | 93% | 2012-06-26 |
| 14571. | | (canvaslol) | 80.84 | 96% | 2022-05-14 |
| 14572. | gloez (gloez) | 80.84 | 96% | 2022-12-07 |
| 14573. | mtgap (strongly_typed_mtgap) | 80.84 | 97% | 2021-12-31 |
| 14574. | Carl (godzsavior) | 80.83 | 99% | 2017-09-08 |
| 14575. | Eric (mute291) | 80.83 | 97% | 2017-02-03 |
| 14576. | Julius (vizionzevo) | 80.83 | 97.1% | 2021-02-01 |
| 14577. | Shounichi (ironsam) | 80.83 | 93% | 2015-04-16 |
| 14578. | Mike (mchilds83) | 80.83 | 94% | 2015-12-03 |
| 14579. | Victor (uiron) | 80.83 | 95% | 2011-09-26 |
| 14580. | Ptr. - Dots (asylum) | 80.83 | — | 2010-12-24 |
| 14581. | Gaspar (gaspar_pi) | 80.82 | 98% | 2023-01-25 |
| 14582. | Kardo (kardoj) | 80.82 | 99% | 2017-12-26 |
| 14583. | Andres (avillarreal) | 80.82 | 98% | 2017-06-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |