So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13387. | Whorehey (whorehey) | 79.31 | 96% | 2021-03-17 |
| 13388. | Nicolas (silwr) | 79.31 | 97% | 2019-10-07 |
| 13389. | Brian (briansu) | 79.31 | 95.9% | 2021-02-22 |
| 13390. | Christopher (chrispbrown) | 79.31 | 92% | 2016-09-11 |
| 13391. | Mason (kim_jong_un_) | 79.31 | 97% | 2017-06-08 |
| 13392. | Angel (angvplnx) | 79.31 | 95% | 2015-01-22 |
| 13393. | Colin (8_wpm) | 79.30 | 97.9% | 2023-08-17 |
| 13394. | Nicolai (dexterous) | 79.30 | 97% | 2017-09-26 |
| 13395. | Erick (zanyc) | 79.30 | 96% | 2023-02-27 |
| 13396. | Justin (therenzhe) | 79.30 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
| 13397. | vo hung huu (huu2207) | 79.30 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| 13398. | Ken (kenbrace) | 79.30 | 91% | 2016-11-12 |
| 13399. | Jon (driv4r) | 79.30 | 96% | 2014-10-28 |
| 13400. | krimi (krimi) | 79.30 | 94% | 2014-12-11 |
| 13401. | Herlian (herlianzhang) | 79.30 | 98% | 2023-03-03 |
| 13402. | Vasanth Raja (vasanthraja) | 79.30 | 98% | 2018-12-26 |
| 13403. | PogActual (arkaik11) | 79.29 | 97% | 2023-08-06 |
| 13404. | Marci (marcipants) | 79.29 | — | 2008-11-08 |
| 13405. | felis dofmesticus (strongly... | 79.29 | 96% | 2023-01-17 |
| 13406. | TheSeaRabbit (thesearabbit) | 79.29 | 98% | 2021-05-04 |
| 13407. | Vim (iolife) | 79.29 | 97% | 2017-04-12 |
| 13408. | Axel (kakmumsaren) | 79.29 | 93% | 2015-05-04 |
| 13409. | Asoka Heng (asoka751) | 79.28 | 97% | 2022-08-12 |
| 13410. | Jorbin (joubini) | 79.28 | — | 2009-10-28 |
| 13411. | Lunyx (lunyx12) | 79.28 | 97% | 2022-08-22 |
| 13412. | James (jpnjpn6) | 79.28 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 13413. | Radcliffe (tolagali) | 79.28 | — | 2011-03-05 |
| 13414. | Wang (black_life941) | 79.28 | 92% | 2012-09-23 |
| 13415. | th (thanasis2002) | 79.28 | 92% | 2016-05-01 |
| 13416. | Garrett (gare_jordans) | 79.27 | 94% | 2016-05-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |