I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14157. | Waffle (waffle1131) | 77.18 | 95% | 2019-12-30 |
| 14158. | Chang (changzzz) | 77.18 | 97% | 2022-04-18 |
| 14159. | tstats[mnhracer] (mnhracer) | 77.17 | 98% | 2023-05-30 |
| 14160. | u03 (u03_colemak) | 77.17 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 14161. | Idris (kakashirero) | 77.17 | 96% | 2022-08-01 |
| 14162. | Young (a7ive) | 77.17 | 98.5% | 2021-02-21 |
| 14163. | Emilis (emiliukas) | 77.17 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
| 14164. | Deke (deke34) | 77.16 | 98% | 2023-02-28 |
| 14165. | Galactiknight (dagalactikni... | 77.16 | 98% | 2020-10-06 |
| 14166. | itsgohtime (itsgohtime) | 77.16 | 96% | 2020-09-16 |
| 14167. | Danny (dannyemad) | 77.16 | 97% | 2021-06-07 |
| 14168. | Quang (quangnd) | 77.16 | 96% | 2015-11-07 |
| 14169. | Joe (grimeson) | 77.16 | 99% | 2020-08-10 |
| 14170. | Ido (idomunthe) | 77.15 | 98% | 2021-12-26 |
| 14171. | leviasthur (leviasthur) | 77.15 | 97% | 2023-04-30 |
| 14172. | Joosh (jewsh) | 77.14 | 95% | 2022-01-09 |
| 14173. | (strongly_typed_meteorite) | 77.13 | 97% | 2024-08-07 |
| 14174. | Arr (arrfuu) | 77.13 | 98% | 2021-04-05 |
| 14175. | Alec (bubbertubber) | 77.13 | 96% | 2018-11-30 |
| 14176. | Said (said003) | 77.13 | 97% | 2023-01-21 |
| 14177. | Last (last220) | 77.13 | 97% | 2022-04-28 |
| 14178. | arcticfox (spiky_echidna) | 77.12 | 98% | 2023-02-05 |
| 14179. | Chloe (coolchloe) | 77.12 | 95% | 2015-11-02 |
| 14180. | NoWIFI (nowifitm) | 77.12 | 95.4% | 2021-02-22 |
| 14181. | AZL (zoranboi) | 77.12 | 97% | 2020-09-25 |
| 14182. | Lasse (imlasse) | 77.12 | 98% | 2021-03-03 |
| 14183. | Clint (clinty) | 77.12 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 14184. | coldEr66 (colder66) | 77.12 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 14185. | Junmin (kimraynor) | 77.12 | 97% | 2019-04-14 |
| 14186. | Danny (shikio) | 77.12 | 97% | 2016-01-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |