When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7712. | Andee (andeetypes) | 87.76 | 97.2% | 2023-10-24 |
| 7713. | Jimmy (vancouver_canada) | 87.76 | 98% | 2023-05-18 |
| 7714. | Kevin (kimchioncolemak) | 87.76 | 96% | 2022-04-18 |
| 7715. | Jaska (jarlewski) | 87.76 | 99% | 2022-04-29 |
| 7716. | ted (sayonara999) | 87.76 | 98% | 2018-12-10 |
| 7717. | Guest (le_type) | 87.74 | 96% | 2023-02-10 |
| 7718. | Rataro (yuugokku) | 87.74 | 99% | 2021-04-28 |
| 7719. | Nathan (nathankurz91) | 87.74 | 98% | 2020-10-28 |
| 7720. | Bill (destroyer_2) | 87.74 | 98% | 2025-04-13 |
| 7721. | Puymieyches (puymieyches) | 87.73 | 99% | 2019-02-16 |
| 7722. | Gramm (grammis) | 87.73 | 97% | 2022-03-07 |
| 7723. | Andy (snakeyboot) | 87.73 | 96% | 2021-01-08 |
| 7724. | Tom (tommyb) | 87.73 | 98% | 2017-06-23 |
| 7725. | Jen (jen8) | 87.73 | 97% | 2019-11-13 |
| 7726. | Garrett (gkuhn98) | 87.72 | 97% | 2024-06-21 |
| 7727. | idell (notidell) | 87.72 | 98% | 2021-06-12 |
| 7728. | graphite (strongly_typed_gr... | 87.71 | 97% | 2024-01-14 |
| 7729. | Chaz (chazlerown) | 87.71 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
| 7730. | Nanek (nlited) | 87.71 | 98% | 2019-06-17 |
| 7731. | jackmaoff (jackmaoff) | 87.70 | 97% | 2023-12-30 |
| 7732. | Cherry black (205g0) | 87.70 | 97% | 2020-08-22 |
| 7733. | KW (kiawa88) | 87.70 | 99% | 2019-04-07 |
| 7734. | meeperz (meeperzz) | 87.69 | 97.7% | 2024-11-09 |
| 7735. | L (ljthegodtyper) | 87.69 | 98% | 2022-05-30 |
| 7736. | nutmeg (jv13) | 87.69 | 98.3% | 2024-12-20 |
| 7737. | Andrew (andrewlwm) | 87.69 | 97% | 2023-08-14 |
| 7738. | Karim (karim909) | 87.69 | 98% | 2022-03-01 |
| 7739. | Dungo (dungodoot) | 87.69 | 97% | 2021-01-24 |
| 7740. | Jec (slowlittlecar) | 87.69 | 94% | 2017-05-22 |
| 7741. | Dean (geekdud1) | 87.69 | 99% | 2019-12-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |