I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1238. | mostfuriousracer (mostfurious) | 96.26 | 97.4% | 2024-02-02 |
| 1239. | Lucas (st3ezy) | 96.25 | 96.8% | 2023-09-24 |
| 1240. | Mircox (mircozen) | 96.24 | 97.1% | 2024-03-15 |
| 1241. | NL (nightlaurel) | 96.22 | 96.5% | 2023-10-23 |
| 1242. | Sun (sunflower61) | 96.22 | 98% | 2023-05-10 |
| 1243. | AsadCoder (darkterror07) | 96.18 | 97% | 2025-05-18 |
| 1244. | gaffur (zikisgengaffur_35) | 96.17 | 98% | 2024-04-10 |
| 1245. | Tristan (tristanhilton85) | 96.17 | 98.7% | 2025-03-04 |
| 1246. | stee! (woolstee2) | 96.13 | 98% | 2025-02-10 |
| 1247. | Taejas (taejas) | 96.13 | 98.5% | 2024-06-17 |
| 1248. | DanDaDan (lostsibling) | 96.12 | 96.6% | 2024-12-08 |
| 1249. | Arun Vasudevan (gammarayburst) | 96.11 | 97% | 2024-10-22 |
| 1250. | asdf (athrium) | 96.11 | 96.6% | 2024-01-07 |
| 1251. | Justine (noob3tc) | 96.02 | 98% | 2024-07-03 |
| 1252. | Richard (dicklash) | 96.01 | 97.9% | 2024-11-08 |
| 1253. | itssarcazm (itssarcazm) | 95.99 | 97.1% | 2024-02-24 |
| 1254. | (strongly_typed_enigmak) | 95.97 | 97% | 2024-04-24 |
| 1255. | audri (swansonglover) | 95.97 | 99% | 2024-05-04 |
| 1256. | Sabari (sabari314) | 95.97 | 97.2% | 2025-03-26 |
| 1257. | Yaz Saito (ysaito) | 95.96 | 97.8% | 2024-05-27 |
| 1258. | redfive (redfive5) | 95.96 | 96% | 2024-05-04 |
| 1259. | watchdominion.com (leegunner) | 95.96 | 97.6% | 2025-01-24 |
| 1260. | Khanh (khanh_5567) | 95.88 | 98% | 2024-02-27 |
| 1261. | Alex (alexinfinity) | 95.88 | 97% | 2024-09-16 |
| 1262. | Liam (lh2025) | 95.85 | 99.5% | 2024-11-07 |
| 1263. | Sandy (sandyx123) | 95.85 | 97% | 2023-06-06 |
| 1264. | Daniel (brickoven) | 95.85 | 97.2% | 2023-10-03 |
| 1265. | Ben (gymrat4000) | 95.82 | 96% | 2024-05-06 |
| 1266. | Jackery (hamshank) | 95.82 | 98.4% | 2024-08-29 |
| 1267. | Kelby (haulzy) | 95.79 | 97.4% | 2024-08-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |