I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1291. | Mircox (mircozen) | 96.24 | 97.1% | 2024-03-15 |
| 1292. | NL (nightlaurel) | 96.22 | 96.5% | 2023-10-23 |
| 1293. | Sun (sunflower61) | 96.22 | 98% | 2023-05-10 |
| 1294. | Justin (woobsz) | 96.19 | 99% | 2023-08-04 |
| 1295. | AsadCoder (darkterror07) | 96.18 | 97.1% | 2025-05-18 |
| 1296. | Tristan (tristanhilton85) | 96.17 | 98.7% | 2025-03-04 |
| 1297. | gaffur (zikisgengaffur_35) | 96.17 | 98% | 2024-04-10 |
| 1298. | stee! (woolstee2) | 96.13 | 98% | 2025-02-10 |
| 1299. | Taejas (taejas) | 96.13 | 98.5% | 2024-06-17 |
| 1300. | DanDaDan (lostsibling) | 96.12 | 96.6% | 2024-12-08 |
| 1301. | Arun Vasudevan (gammarayburst) | 96.11 | 97% | 2024-10-22 |
| 1302. | asdf (athrium) | 96.11 | 96.6% | 2024-01-07 |
| 1303. | Justine (noob3tc) | 96.02 | 98% | 2024-07-03 |
| 1304. | Orange (orangelover7) | 96.01 | 98% | 2025-07-25 |
| 1305. | Richard (dicklash) | 96.01 | 97.9% | 2024-11-08 |
| 1306. | itssarcazm (itssarcazm) | 95.99 | 97.1% | 2024-02-24 |
| 1307. | (strongly_typed_enigmak) | 95.97 | 97% | 2024-04-24 |
| 1308. | audri (swansonglover) | 95.97 | 99% | 2024-05-04 |
| 1309. | Sabari (sabari314) | 95.97 | 97.2% | 2025-03-26 |
| 1310. | Yaz Saito (ysaito) | 95.96 | 97.8% | 2024-05-27 |
| 1311. | redfive (redfive5) | 95.96 | 96% | 2024-05-04 |
| 1312. | watchdominion.com (leegunner) | 95.96 | 97.6% | 2025-01-24 |
| 1313. | Khanh (khanh_5567) | 95.88 | 98% | 2024-02-27 |
| 1314. | Alex (alexinfinity) | 95.88 | 96.7% | 2024-09-16 |
| 1315. | Liam (lh2025) | 95.85 | 99.5% | 2024-11-07 |
| 1316. | Daniel (brickoven) | 95.85 | 97.2% | 2023-10-03 |
| 1317. | Sandy (sandyx123) | 95.85 | 97% | 2023-06-06 |
| 1318. | Ben (gymrat4000) | 95.82 | 96% | 2024-05-06 |
| 1319. | Jackery (hamshank) | 95.82 | 98.4% | 2024-08-29 |
| 1320. | Kelby (haulzy) | 95.79 | 97.4% | 2024-08-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |