And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2416. | ★ (eternalsoldier) | 124.98 | 100% | 2011-09-27 |
| 2417. | Kenneth (moneyken) | 124.97 | 98% | 2016-01-10 |
| 2418. | goal:98%+acc (turnni1) | 124.96 | 98% | 2013-10-14 |
| 2419. | Charles (chachang25) | 124.95 | — | 2008-10-05 |
| 2420. | falling down (_nirvana) | 124.95 | 98% | 2021-06-23 |
| 2421. | Saif (sayfan) | 124.95 | 93% | 2015-12-25 |
| 2422. | Two Hands (burlywood66) | 124.94 | — | 2008-11-23 |
| 2423. | Jacob (sturdyoak2012) | 124.94 | 98% | 2019-05-19 |
| 2424. | Boris (xu3369) | 124.94 | 97% | 2013-12-30 |
| 2425. | Clement (cmihai) | 124.94 | 97% | 2016-06-24 |
| 2426. | Benjie (xbenjie) | 124.94 | 100% | 2014-05-01 |
| 2427. | Karen (victrola) | 124.93 | — | 2009-04-14 |
| 2428. | dreadiscool (dreadisfool) | 124.93 | 98% | 2019-01-20 |
| 2429. | Michael (playtrumpet) | 124.92 | — | 2010-02-09 |
| 2430. | Ignite (ignite) | 124.92 | — | 2010-06-06 |
| 2431. | tj (hyperddude) | 124.92 | 96% | 2015-02-18 |
| 2432. | Austin (_8(|) (atrain742) | 124.91 | 99% | 2019-06-14 |
| 2433. | (strongly_typed) | 124.91 | 99% | 2023-10-21 |
| 2434. | Hansol (hansol) | 124.90 | 98% | 2014-02-22 |
| 2435. | tstats[harveycoolestkid69] ... | 124.89 | 99% | 2021-08-04 |
| 2436. | w1nchy (w1nchy) | 124.87 | 99% | 2023-09-11 |
| 2437. | Wan Xi (wanxi) | 124.87 | 99% | 2022-01-05 |
| 2438. | SCM (smusson) | 124.87 | 99% | 2022-10-29 |
| 2439. | Etienne (etiennescott) | 124.86 | 98% | 2017-09-16 |
| 2440. | Michael (akunyan) | 124.86 | 99% | 2015-02-28 |
| 2441. | Dan (dwilt) | 124.86 | 92% | 2011-10-01 |
| 2442. | night (yoru15) | 124.85 | 95% | 2015-02-19 |
| 2443. | Faa (faa7) | 124.85 | 99% | 2019-05-26 |
| 2444. | Kai حيادي (famboy32) | 124.85 | 97.3% | 2023-10-21 |
| 2445. | na (fenror) | 124.83 | — | 2009-05-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |