The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4997. | Philip (pandarr) | 102.80 | 97% | 2019-05-20 |
| 4998. | Bleachinq (bleachinq) | 102.79 | 98% | 2022-06-12 |
| 4999. | 舞龙等于春节 (ethan_k) | 102.79 | 98% | 2023-04-25 |
| 5000. | Dmitry (voidpointer64) | 102.79 | 98.1% | 2021-02-05 |
| 5001. | Garbage (nerdballer) | 102.79 | 93% | 2015-09-18 |
| 5002. | Ryan (nightninjarag) | 102.78 | 95% | 2014-04-15 |
| 5003. | unowildcard (unowildcard) | 102.78 | 98.1% | 2023-06-07 |
| 5004. | ryu4211 (chulane) | 102.78 | 99% | 2022-12-18 |
| 5005. | varun (varunaadeez) | 102.78 | 98% | 2017-05-15 |
| 5006. | BonkRipper79 (whiteembers) | 102.78 | 93% | 2016-09-20 |
| 5007. | Jinster (jinster99) | 102.77 | 99% | 2015-01-15 |
| 5008. | JUSJUSJUS (justinlaw) | 102.77 | 95% | 2015-01-25 |
| 5009. | Ethan (tango_bango) | 102.76 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
| 5010. | vao (12princed) | 102.76 | 90% | 2016-07-22 |
| 5011. | James (skittlz12) | 102.76 | 98% | 2011-11-08 |
| 5012. | Pafu (3doog) | 102.76 | 98% | 2013-01-10 |
| 5013. | typer1 (stringtype) | 102.75 | 99% | 2021-03-12 |
| 5014. | roy (roi1) | 102.75 | — | 2009-01-30 |
| 5015. | Ron (rodision) | 102.74 | — | 2009-12-18 |
| 5016. | kelly (greeneyes420) | 102.73 | 96% | 2013-07-22 |
| 5017. | Smurg (smurg) | 102.73 | — | 2011-02-11 |
| 5018. | adr (sinth) | 102.73 | — | 2008-11-27 |
| 5019. | aa (invincibleunderthesun) | 102.72 | 98% | 2022-08-07 |
| 5020. | Emrah (lostinofthefunhouse) | 102.72 | 97% | 2011-10-24 |
| 5021. | Joey (germslol) | 102.72 | 93% | 2015-07-21 |
| 5022. | Eric (radiosurgery) | 102.70 | 95% | 2015-12-31 |
| 5023. | Joey (joeypv) | 102.70 | 94% | 2015-07-28 |
| 5024. | ayyy (richs25) | 102.70 | 97% | 2016-12-01 |
| 5025. | I (willsvikki) | 102.70 | 98% | 2014-03-04 |
| 5026. | Isaac (nobos5is) | 102.70 | 96% | 2016-02-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |