So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13745. | (ogin) | 78.18 | 94% | 2016-11-03 |
| 13746. | (chinhndt) | 78.18 | 96% | 2011-05-09 |
| 13747. | (cheyna) | 78.18 | 96% | 2015-09-05 |
| 13748. | Kieffer J. (devilsdash) | 78.17 | 94% | 2013-09-06 |
| 13749. | radiant (radiant98) | 78.17 | 98% | 2021-07-17 |
| 13750. | Hong Kong Independence (hon... | 78.17 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
| 13751. | Gegug (gegug) | 78.17 | 96.4% | 2021-02-15 |
| 13752. | (rahzero) | 78.17 | 94% | 2011-06-02 |
| 13753. | The Mustard Tiger (jaenxst) | 78.16 | 96% | 2015-11-03 |
| 13754. | (kawakii) | 78.16 | 96.5% | 2023-10-15 |
| 13755. | (beth16123) | 78.16 | 98% | 2020-07-21 |
| 13756. | Benjin (benjin7) | 78.16 | 97% | 2023-03-26 |
| 13757. | (jackbiscegliaa) | 78.16 | 95% | 2021-05-12 |
| 13758. | supermonkey (sup3rm0nk3y) | 78.16 | 97% | 2022-10-07 |
| 13759. | (fcheddar) | 78.16 | 97% | 2021-06-01 |
| 13760. | KaliedscopicWill (kaleidesc... | 78.16 | 98% | 2022-12-05 |
| 13761. | Gene (mckuletzz) | 78.15 | 92% | 2015-02-21 |
| 13762. | (jimmyt50) | 78.15 | 97% | 2021-09-18 |
| 13763. | Luan (stringfever) | 78.15 | 94% | 2014-06-13 |
| 13764. | Robin (topracer) | 78.15 | 90% | 2013-12-08 |
| 13765. | (dragbolter) | 78.15 | 86% | 2016-09-23 |
| 13766. | (firef1y) | 78.15 | 92% | 2011-05-31 |
| 13767. | (bojack1) | 78.14 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
| 13768. | (atteo1000) | 78.13 | 97% | 2023-05-08 |
| 13769. | (mqyg) | 78.13 | 98% | 2021-04-04 |
| 13770. | (x71n) | 78.13 | 98% | 2020-07-29 |
| 13771. | Stas (tracersm) | 78.13 | 99% | 2021-05-16 |
| 13772. | (syllogismos) | 78.13 | 94% | 2016-11-24 |
| 13773. | (branscor) | 78.12 | 95% | 2015-04-09 |
| 13774. | Pablo Palou (pablitopaloutdm) | 78.11 | 98% | 2022-06-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |