As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16987. | dwink (king_wilcuber) | 68.36 | 96% | 2021-03-10 |
| 16988. | Cameron (phieyl) | 68.36 | 97.3% | 2021-02-02 |
| 16989. | Yoci (yociee) | 68.36 | 97% | 2016-06-26 |
| 16990. | El Psy Kongroo (fiive_starboy) | 68.36 | 98% | 2020-12-07 |
| 16991. | Maverick (touchtypeftw) | 68.36 | 95% | 2016-10-30 |
| 16992. | Thomas (tumpz) | 68.36 | 98% | 2018-07-16 |
| 16993. | habiba (habibaai) | 68.36 | 95% | 2017-03-14 |
| 16994. | Stonebreaker (stonebreaker) | 68.35 | 95.7% | 2023-10-23 |
| 16995. | Irene (gold3nang3l) | 68.35 | 95% | 2022-02-26 |
| 16996. | L (lpuczynski) | 68.35 | 99% | 2021-08-26 |
| 16997. | James (jimyo) | 68.35 | 97% | 2023-03-28 |
| 16998. | Bill (mooseinthepool) | 68.35 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
| 16999. | Tahmeed Ibne (vedistaan) | 68.35 | 97% | 2021-12-19 |
| 17000. | Gabriel (human456) | 68.35 | 96% | 2020-06-05 |
| 17001. | kil_tk (amrit_malla) | 68.35 | 97% | 2018-09-19 |
| 17002. | fatty (slowpoke132) | 68.34 | 95% | 2018-01-01 |
| 17003. | Stretch (strezetch) | 68.33 | 96% | 2024-07-16 |
| 17004. | Dabaw (krisantoberame) | 68.33 | 96% | 2023-04-02 |
| 17005. | Bora (boradag) | 68.33 | 97% | 2023-01-22 |
| 17006. | vero (vrnica) | 68.33 | 94% | 2016-06-18 |
| 17007. | /ᐠ.ꞈ.ᐟ\ (procat) | 68.33 | 96.1% | 2021-02-10 |
| 17008. | Soumil (soum2222) | 68.33 | 89% | 2016-01-15 |
| 17009. | Utsav (utsav2) | 68.33 | 90% | 2016-05-24 |
| 17010. | Kreingkrai (kengkreingkrai) | 68.33 | 98% | 2021-01-11 |
| 17011. | Mannyv161 (mannyv151) | 68.32 | 99% | 2021-01-11 |
| 17012. | kiwi (horrendouskiwi) | 68.32 | 96% | 2019-09-15 |
| 17013. | gracie (graaaaacie) | 68.31 | 98% | 2024-05-10 |
| 17014. | Alex (singingsundays) | 68.31 | 95% | 2018-05-14 |
| 17015. | Bob (bobdob) | 68.30 | 95% | 2015-12-09 |
| 17016. | scrubs (scrubs1906) | 68.30 | 98% | 2023-03-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |