I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date | 
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23492. | Kevin (kevzgayvidz) | 55.55 | 93% | 2021-06-24 | 
| 23493. | Bhaskar (gbhaskar) | 55.55 | 90% | 2016-10-08 | 
| 23494. | Tamer (tls_15) | 55.54 | 97% | 2021-10-30 | 
| 23495. | Enes (mccheezy) | 55.54 | 94% | 2022-05-24 | 
| 23496. | Mr. Eagle (lengher) | 55.54 | 97% | 2023-03-05 | 
| 23497. | abdullah (abdullahzoran2003) | 55.54 | 94% | 2021-04-07 | 
| 23498. | kenoid (kenoidkenken) | 55.54 | 96.8% | 2021-03-03 | 
| 23499. | Chris (avery91) | 55.54 | 96% | 2017-10-17 | 
| 23500. | xiaofeng (aaron_lang) | 55.54 | 96% | 2021-02-05 | 
| 23501. | Neeraj (neerajdhoni) | 55.53 | 96% | 2023-06-21 | 
| 23502. | happy_is_op (happy_is_op) | 55.53 | 94% | 2021-01-16 | 
| 23503. | Tremo (ahmedtremo) | 55.53 | 96% | 2017-09-08 | 
| 23504. | neimet nene (neshyiasmith) | 55.53 | 97% | 2016-04-26 | 
| 23505. | jamhood007 (jamhood007) | 55.52 | 96% | 2021-09-22 | 
| 23506. | kalle (kallew34) | 55.52 | 93% | 2016-10-19 | 
| 23507. | Daniel (nero1) | 55.52 | 95% | 2019-12-23 | 
| 23508. | queenie77 (queenie77) | 55.51 | 96% | 2025-01-30 | 
| 23509. | Rwrnd (rzwnrd) | 55.51 | 96% | 2022-12-10 | 
| 23510. | Kelly (strawberry05) | 55.51 | 93% | 2016-03-29 | 
| 23511. | Julia (mantitties) | 55.51 | 90% | 2015-11-24 | 
| 23512. | Kappa (capslokuser) | 55.51 | 94% | 2016-02-15 | 
| 23513. | Murcury (murcury_) | 55.50 | 95% | 2021-06-25 | 
| 23514. | raman (raman123) | 55.50 | 98% | 2022-06-10 | 
| 23515. | Sanh (sanhnguyennt) | 55.50 | 97% | 2017-07-22 | 
| 23516. | Kirthivaasan (kirthip) | 55.50 | 95% | 2015-09-09 | 
| 23517. | Josh (jkill_1) | 55.49 | 93% | 2019-08-29 | 
| 23518. | Tahir (tahir_leic) | 55.49 | 95% | 2017-11-27 | 
| 23519. | Darius (dariusw3) | 55.49 | 96.9% | 2021-02-09 | 
| 23520. | Loc (loc_phan) | 55.49 | 95% | 2021-11-16 | 
| 23521. | Yewzark (zark_11) | 55.49 | 94% | 2020-04-19 | 
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race | 
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 | 
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 | 
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 | 
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |