You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2160. | asdf (asdf5742) | 69.48 | 97% | 2020-08-27 |
| 2161. | Alfonso (terrabubble) | 69.46 | 96% | 2018-05-19 |
| 2162. | Ongasm (nong321) | 69.45 | 95% | 2020-12-13 |
| 2163. | Steven (clumsychinese) | 69.39 | 95% | 2017-12-20 |
| 2164. | Ire (ire_of_suburbia) | 69.36 | 98% | 2018-06-11 |
| 2165. | Johnboy (lord_shisu) | 69.23 | 95% | 2019-11-21 |
| 2166. | Stephen (steviewonders) | 69.20 | 96% | 2020-11-11 |
| 2167. | Asim (_asim_) | 69.14 | 96% | 2020-09-11 |
| 2168. | Ham (vannizer) | 69.11 | 96% | 2018-06-15 |
| 2169. | pail (angertyper) | 69.07 | 94% | 2019-04-14 |
| 2170. | katie (kaatie2) | 69.06 | 96% | 2018-05-22 |
| 2171. | zipline (hwiechers) | 69.01 | 97% | 2018-07-28 |
| 2172. | Kushal (kushaltrivedi5) | 68.96 | 95% | 2019-04-02 |
| 2173. | Mark Stanley (marklibid) | 68.96 | 97% | 2019-08-28 |
| 2174. | FromtonRouge (fromtonrouge) | 68.92 | 98% | 2017-12-17 |
| 2175. | ganesh (nuddz) | 68.81 | 97% | 2020-11-14 |
| 2176. | YS (stramba5) | 68.75 | 97% | 2019-11-28 |
| 2177. | Sam (gates250) | 68.69 | 96% | 2020-05-04 |
| 2178. | Sabrina (oddlyandunlikely) | 68.64 | 96% | 2019-02-24 |
| 2179. | Plinkiplonk (plinkiplonk) | 68.64 | 95% | 2018-08-13 |
| 2180. | Stas (tracersm) | 68.63 | 98% | 2019-09-23 |
| 2181. | Tareque Hasan (tahsin24) | 68.61 | 96% | 2019-04-15 |
| 2182. | Richie (richie11) | 68.60 | 96% | 2020-08-16 |
| 2183. | Samuel (spiriteater) | 68.57 | 95% | 2020-09-26 |
| 2184. | MohammadMahdi (mohmahkho) | 68.56 | 95% | 2019-09-23 |
| 2185. | Milo (vmilo) | 68.42 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
| 2186. | Freedom (employ) | 68.32 | 99% | 2018-12-26 |
| 2187. | Wendu (wenduthebanunu) | 68.26 | 97% | 2019-07-19 |
| 2188. | lex (lexzaid) | 68.26 | 96% | 2018-01-10 |
| 2189. | Kevin (kayloh20) | 68.18 | 97% | 2019-07-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |