The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9659. | omar mamdouh (omar13213) | 88.62 | 97% | 2025-02-20 |
| 9660. | Jonathan (acinity) | 88.62 | 99.3% | 2024-12-07 |
| 9661. | Ryuji (ryuji_shinki) | 88.62 | 97.1% | 2021-02-02 |
| 9662. | yut (yutszk) | 88.62 | 98% | 2012-09-15 |
| 9663. | Pernekhan (10bd02006) | 88.62 | 93% | 2012-12-17 |
| 9664. | zerokelvino123 (zerokelvino... | 88.61 | 95.1% | 2025-04-06 |
| 9665. | Jonathan McHenry (jmchenry) | 88.61 | 98.5% | 2023-11-20 |
| 9666. | qria (qria) | 88.61 | 88% | 2016-11-22 |
| 9667. | Key (malformant) | 88.61 | 98% | 2023-01-07 |
| 9668. | Maximal (maximalelder) | 88.61 | 97% | 2023-03-09 |
| 9669. | makaio (neosifr) | 88.61 | 95% | 2014-05-12 |
| 9670. | JT (nosheds) | 88.60 | 97% | 2024-10-03 |
| 9671. | JO (johowjo) | 88.60 | 97% | 2024-05-17 |
| 9672. | ACC [99 - 100] (dinoh_sandys) | 88.60 | 99% | 2021-12-15 |
| 9673. | daniel (dpainter) | 88.60 | 98% | 2023-04-03 |
| 9674. | Hoang Minh (lubu123456) | 88.60 | 97% | 2011-09-21 |
| 9675. | zethabyte (zethabyte) | 88.59 | 97% | 2025-01-04 |
| 9676. | Sir (sirfatfingers) | 88.59 | 98.5% | 2024-02-02 |
| 9677. | Jeff (jjj11x) | 88.59 | 99% | 2022-08-17 |
| 9678. | SirShrek69 (puffers23) | 88.59 | 96% | 2022-04-22 |
| 9679. | johnny (stopbeatingme) | 88.59 | 96% | 2016-10-08 |
| 9680. | Jan (janmkraemer) | 88.59 | 96% | 2013-07-10 |
| 9681. | Igor (brezerk) | 88.59 | — | 2010-06-09 |
| 9682. | Nate (lemylime) | 88.58 | 98% | 2022-08-19 |
| 9683. | Vanshaj (torque_i_alpha) | 88.58 | 98% | 2020-11-25 |
| 9684. | andy (rainmaker123) | 88.58 | 97% | 2024-11-27 |
| 9685. | Naing Htoo Aung (devii92) | 88.58 | 98% | 2021-03-08 |
| 9686. | Nicolas (fruscianterules) | 88.58 | 97.8% | 2025-04-19 |
| 9687. | Gelske (gelskeb) | 88.58 | — | 2011-04-16 |
| 9688. | ReDyrme (redyrme) | 88.58 | 97% | 2022-08-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |